How would you create a country?

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Welcome to the newly created country of Bloberia.

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There’s just… one slight issue. You see, the people who created this country, population 45 million, sort of forgot to… think of a political structure for it. Nobody knows how it’s supposed to be run, and nobody can agree on what to do, so they hire a non biased expert from the Arcane Odyssey Forums to do it for them.

You have been tasked to set up this country singlehandedly, which is a nigh impossible job for someone any less experienced than you.
How do you do it? Is it a republic, a kingdom, a union? What core values are you building this country on? Do people vote? How do people vote? How will you enforce the values of your country?

Although you’ve been recommended to try and make this country as stable as possible for the foreseeable future, the world is your oyster and you can basically do anything. Make it the country of your dreams, if you wish.

Keep in mind, unless you make yourself the head of state (And I mean, you’re totally able to do that. Nobody will stop you yet) , your job isn’t to think of the everyday social, economic and political policies of this country (That for one, is too difficult, and for two, may venture into too political discussions for the Forums) but rather the basic structure which will allow these policies to be built on. Think the US Constitution rather than a party manifesto.

Please don’t get this topic closed. This isn’t real life, just a perfect little Bloberia which needs sorting out.

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Step 1. We turn it into a dictatorship

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Step 2. The opposing party poses a revolution against the dictatorship and begins a civil war for the choice of the people.

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Step 3: I eat a pineapple

Oh and we use AI to make taxes as proportional as possible so that people like us and that other party gets demolished by the whole population

But mostly I eat a pineapple

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This feels like a troll comic.

OIL FLOATS ON WATER.

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step 4)

we institute a caste system of zealots who worship the elder god, MOROCK who created the world out of clay and fire. this caste system will have exclusive rights over land, people and have a seat in any form of governance

we also kill anyone who disagrees with them.

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Step 5.
We create the cult of Torren and declare both cults to be crazy lunatics who eat infants and burn houses and must be stopped at any cost

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Step 5: Ban British Baked Beans

That “food” is an abomination, and should not be allowed to exist.

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Step 6: instate public services with slightly above average pricing, in order to pay for healthcare for everyone, including the gender affirming stuff!

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Yep

Mhm

Yeaaaah

Yes- wait what was that last one

…right.

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step 7: initiate a 4-way civil war between the Northeast, Northwest, Southeast, and Southwest
The reason? Dwindling basalt supplies

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step 8: add a clause to the constitution requiring thermo be nerfed at least once every year under pain of death for the ao balance team

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I sure hope the forums have established a stable constitution with no flaws

I forgot who I asked.

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Buddy, we’re the last people to trust with a country

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increase healthcare prices artificially for everyone and give me all the excess money :100:

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fawk it, government funded fursuits for everyone.

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No term limits and political power is based on how much money you have. If you do not a have a 1 billion dollar net worth you are not allowed to vote or be a candidate. All human rights are reserved to these billionaires only

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Oh great billionaire furry nation alright this is getting too close to real life at this point

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step 9: government mandated femboys and fursuits
also install a populist dictator since democracy is the worst form of government (except for those other forms of government tried from time to time)

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step 10: healthcare is free because we care about everybody