How would you survive the zombie apocalypse?

a zombie virus infects most of the world. how are you surviving, and if you can, which forumers would you rescue?

@sirspicytuna he’s just so fuckin tuff !!!

That’s the neat part
I’m not

home depot
Anyways i’d save @Sykadelik @sam001002 @arron932 @StockSounds @CookieTank12345 @BlueFighter15 and some others

Actually yeah that makes sense

The first step in all zombie apocalypses is to figure out what the capabilities of the aforementioned entities are. If they’re fast, your options are lowered. If there’s special variants, danger is high. If they’re intelligent, stealth is your only option.
After determining what type of zombie there is, the next thing to do is to find the area in which you’ll be living in for the next few months, hoard non-perishable goods, barricade the location, and gather enough fuel to boil all that you plan on ingesting and covering your body with.
Anything after that changes with the situation and individual.

As for which forumer I would save if given the opportunity, it would be all of them, but limited resources do not allow for that and ‘sacrifices’ have to be made. The most optimal way to survive is to save only the useful ones, that being none of the mentally unstable, physically unfit, or traitorous.

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You win I think

Why me?

wikian

hit the library for essential survival skills and try to raid abandoned places for supplies
leave no skin exposed whenever i’m outside to minimize chances of infection
probably carry around a like a long stick for self defense cus long decent reach to avoid being swarmed and also cus i don’t have access to guns :skull:

i’d rescue @electricboi757 @A_friendly_Bear @Actravaz @Saiju cus we’re homies
and also @wesree so we can eat them or use them as a distraction if things get rough

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Not saving me?? :broken_heart::broken_heart::broken_heart: It’s over

I count as like negative 2 people in the apocalypse i don’t recommend you save me

excellent zombie bait you’re in

Raid a Lowe’s or Home Depot first for tools and seeds, then some random grocery, then a library. I doubt anyone would be raiding a library first so it can wait.

:wilted_flower:

anyways i wouldnt survive the zombie apocalypse

rip :v: :grin:

thats it im sending 100000 cockroaches to your place of residence

i’m not one to pass down free protein

they aren’t either

i would kill as many as i could but die in like 6 days