I almost lost him

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at around 12:13 AM today, i was putting my laundry into the washing machine. without checking i accidentally put my white eyes plushie in there. it was around 1:08 AM that i realized he was in there. i was sent into a panic attack, i was wanting to scream in horror at the thought of me accidentally murdering my dear white eyes plushie.

i tried to open the lid to the washing machine but it was still going, the lid was locked i couldnt pull him out. although the laundry i had put in was about to finish, this could have had either been a good or a bad thing.

i thought i had lost him, i was anxious when i began to open the lid after it finished. i was hesitant on even looking because i knew i would have had been disgusted with the fluffy white blood of his insides being exposed.

but today i didnt get the bad ending, there he stood on top of my gray sweatpants. sopping wet and smelling unreasonably good.

send prayers for him, i hope he makes a swift recovery from being sopping wet and smelling good.

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be more responsible pal

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If you think about it a washing machine is just a whirlpool and as we know the white eyes plushie is the strongest whites eyes variant, so it’s pretty obvious that white eyes plushie easily beats washing machine :heart_eyes: :shark::fist_right::robot:

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Now you can give him a kiss on his giant lips

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That was the best time in his miserable life, imagine being a sea animal with astoundingly thick fat juicy soft red lips and being forced to spend your lifetime outside of water

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:lips:

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Throw them in the dryer next

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If a washing machine is a whirlpool then a dryer is a desert tornado, be careful putting your white eyes in one of those since they might die and get revived by an experimental curse landing on their body :grimacing::disappointed_relieved:

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if i threw him in the dryer he would just decompose and turn into a dry raisin

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why does he look like his lips are swollen