Today marks the day of my official return
I am sure you have all missed me (jk i know yall hate me)
Welcome back random person on the internet who I haven’t seen before today.
Here have a 
thanx
welcome back to the slowly rotting corpse of a forum where somehow i got regular
You came back at the right time
whew
I was one day off from disaster
Welcome back!
I don’t remember you on the forum here. but I’m still gonna welcome you back with a pie!
Oh, and here is this comically large fork you can eat it with! just don’t pierce and eat the table in the process…
thanks