But I guess he was a masochist
I mean, he built his armor like this- 
Huh?
masochistic crusader from Konosuba
plays defensively and blocks damage for “heroics” and her own sick pleasure
Okay then
Nah he was a frog
What are yall going on about rn??? 
This is the deep lore vetex doesn’t want you to know about, I’m just the messenger.
okay now i wanna see someone draw a frog in Vatrachos armor
and then a toad in the Theurgist set
So peak 
We need a Vatrachos Katana that’s double-sided, so when you swing it at somebody it also hits you.
oh wait i just realised, maybe it’s based off the hairy frog, the one that breaks its own bones to use as claws and spines
The frog that does what?
It’s not, like, a mythological thing??? 
no that’s a real living creature
Wait till they hear about the lizard that shoots blood out of its eyes like freaking choso from jjk