Before you shout at me the question: “hurDurr how can you haet sleeping? sleeping is great, everyone does it”
Well, everyone goes to the toilet and that’s not great, is it?
wow that was a horrible example to support my point.
The thing that really gets me about sleeping, is that we spend a third of our lives doing it.
Am I the only person who gets depressed, thinking about that?
All the things I could’ve done and seen during that time.
“but you just spend your time, lurking around a dead forum and play Bad Business1!”
Shut up, nuisance.
Okay, so maybe what you said was true; but I do like to think that I would, y’know…
do something else.
How about all these big companies develop a tablet that never lets you sleep?
Yes, this was a joke. It would be physically and biologically impossible to develop such a compound. But that never stopped the government from making bizzare and wacky stuff.
The other thing that pisses me off about sleeping is that,
- you have too much and then feel terrible; or
- you have too little and then feel terrible.
Or is that just me? Is there something wrong with the way I sleep?