I have not showered since last year (new year joke)

new year new me new year new me new year new me aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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you havent showered in 4 days?

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i’ll tell you next year

@ThatOneGuy


I am destroying your router and coming to your location
die

This a return message, not a new user message

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oh wait im fucking stupid gahhh i wanna claw my brain out
(im blind so i misread it)

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do you know what youve just done

You’re the first one this year to do the joke right, everyone’s been saying shit like “I haven’t showered in a year”. I’m starting to think they prob aren’t lying

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uh huh… 4 days

take a shower

You haven’t showered in 4 whole days? Do you need some type of help, because honestly, those are rookie numbers

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say this on new years eve

Man is a biohazard :skull:

I showered today

Proof?

I am a sea dragon. I like water.