do you get the joke!?!? (because its new years!!!)
i am going to look at the eclipse and get superpowers!!!
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You haven’t showered in four months
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bro probably smells like a leaderboard player (unless they are one, then that’s an odor I don’t think even the devil would want to get a whiff of.) 
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Bros got the irl equivalent of a kill aura
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Bro has poison magic irl
i have not showered since last decade
do you get the joke!?!? (because its 2020!!!)
i am going to look at the eclipse and get superpowers!!!
i haven’t showered since last millennium!
get it? it’s 2000!
i’m going to look at the eclipse and get superpowers!
arrested for kill aura (permanent)
naw bro is the epicenter explorer he took a dip into the river of styx
Your chances of getting a girl is permanently decreased by 100% however you are 2x better at video games and showering and going outside will now make you take damage