I know this is late but. Magic stereotypes

[C_Cutlass]

I’ve been playing Fallout: New Vegas for a while and this joke I genuienly found funny. Thanks!

@HermTheGrinch

[StarForDays]

@HermTheGrinch

Light: WHY WOULD YOU USE THIS MAGIC ITS SO BAD!

No need to bully

@HermTheGrinch

It’s NOT a good magic to main

[Ultimate]

@HermTheGrinch

Shadow: Oh look it’s shadow main #384639. You ABSOLUTELY have on a black hood, black merchants coat, black bandana, and minotaurs boots.

Ironically, my light file uses a black hood and overall attire, and my shadow file uses a white hood and overall attire.

Poor light is getting abused too :/

[GlitchingEclipse]

@HermTheGrinch

But I did hear some people went grey because it kinda looked like…

CEMENT. It’s cement totally (please no more horny)

[GlitchingEclipse]

@HermTheGrinch

Light: WHY WOULD YOU USE THIS MAGIC ITS SO BAD! It’s NOT a good magic to main and anyone using this magic is going to get aether anyways. Or they could be going crystal light because they think because crystal getting buffed with a synergy means something. It’s not that good dude.

Someone seems mad they couldn’t use the magic well

[TropicalPencil]

mad bc water makes girls wetter than u do

[anon32468667]

Holy fuck where did that come from

[A_Name]

wth

[AwesomeOS]

@HermTheGrinch

Gold/Iron:

you are incredibly based

[Maveth]

@HermTheGrinch

water lightning/snow/ice

I’m only doing that for my grand navy file that I’ll be barely using

@HermTheGrinch

Black beautiful hair for beautiful people. Brown shirt and black pants

I hate how accurate this is and I hate my past self

@HermTheGrinch

You went this because you like lightning

Accurate

@HermTheGrinch

Acid: You’re probably 12 or younger. Which people won’t believe at first because you constantly green them with this magic. Either that or you wanted to use a liquid magic without going water. And if you did. I respect that.

Just an alchemist character. Nothing too interesting

[OmenHelpMe]

So weapon/conjurer hybrids go wood?

[OmenHelpMe]

The splinter mains be real

[DRobinHood]

@HermTheGrinch

I HATE YOU If you only fight in the rain because you know that it does a quarter of my health with a normal pvp build.

Rain has ruined so many 1v1s. Every time it starts, we have to wait for it to pass cuz I deal 225 dmg with it.

@HermTheGrinch

Most people who main this probably aren’t good at the game and just play it casually.

Fire is more like a “base” magic to me. Its got all around decent stats and a passable status effect.

@HermTheGrinch

Water: Gay. Beta male. Femboy. Bullied at school. Bad at the game. If you use this magic and go a fucking sunken power build for magic size you are absolutely gay.

You understand that none of those are insults, yes?

@HermTheGrinch

Wind

a valid argument, I also hate wind.

Not because it’s overpowered mind you, but because it’s just not fun to play.

@HermTheGrinch

Yeah most earth mains I see in Wom probably aren’t good at the game if they aren’t going a meta magic combo like earth fire.

checks trello

You realize that:

a) second magics aren’t a thing, and thus no combos are “meta” as of yet.
b) fire and earth have 0 synergies

@HermTheGrinch

Or they could be going crystal light because they think because crystal getting buffed with a synergy means something. It’s not that good dude.

the crystalized effect isn’t removed on hit with light. This means that you will always deal +25% dmg to anyone you have previously hit with crystal magic.

@HermTheGrinch

Oh look it’s shadow main #384639.

Heh. Yeah.

@HermTheGrinch

Ink: I honestly have no opinion on the people who go this magic. Mostly because NOBODY ever uses it.

Heh. Nobody’s gonna be using it after tgr either.

@HermTheGrinch

Ash: Remember what I said about water mains? This applies here

Liu would like to know your location

@HermTheGrinch

You are gay and or furry and or femboy and or virgin and you suck at the game.

at least be creative with your insults, my guy.

@HermTheGrinch

There’s only 3 people who go this magic.

#4 is the people who will attempt to make a petrify build.

@HermTheGrinch

Poison: Exact same stereotype for ash but their gay effect is completely nullified by a fire main.

They also prevent you from regening with a status effect. Might synergize well with a paladin build…

oh, and I once again feel inclined to tell you that calling someone gay isn’t an insult.

@HermTheGrinch

Crystal: You lose to level 45s. There’s no such thing as a good crystal main. You cant convince me that this magic is actually used by anyone that’s not an alt.

At least it’s fun to play. Unlike literally every meta magic.

@HermTheGrinch

Wood: You absolutely went this because you think fire will save it.

A fire + wood conjurer build sounds fucking terrifying.

[Divanochi]

@HermTheGrinch

Magma: Black beautiful hair for beautiful people. Brown shirt and black pants. And likely tanned skin. That’s pretty much all I got for it.

This was all inaccurate to me except for the tanned skin but you called us beautiful so it’s acceptable

[HermTheGrinch]

Is it not saying my profile and magic?

[HermTheGrinch]

@DRobinHood

Fire is more like a “base” magic to me. Its got all around decent stats and a passable status effect.

“Decent”
Does the same fucking damage as light
Can outheal it’s dot
Only reason it’s not as bad as light is because at least fire is easier to predict with.

@DRobinHood

the crystalized effect isn’t removed on hit with light. This means that you will always deal +25% dmg to anyone you have previously hit with crystal magic.

Cool so now light goes from dealing baby damage to doing acceptable damage because of crystal.

It’s still just not good dude.

@DRobinHood

at least be creative with your insults, my guy.

Ash users do NOT deserve a creative insult

@DRobinHood

#4 is the people who will attempt to make a petrify build.

Those are weird people who we don’t talk about.

@DRobinHood

A fire + wood conjurer build sounds fucking terrifying.

Wanna know what’s more terrifying? THIS

[HermTheGrinch]

Because it just. Sucks! It’s just so bad.

It does shit damage
It’s hard to predict because it feels like a slower beam attack.
A 4 blast can’t even turn the tables.

It’s horrible to work with.

[Misinput]

light isnt dogshit, but yeah it isnt great either

[HermTheGrinch]

Idk if it’s just me playing WoM at the right time. But it’s horrible trying to use it. And everyone I fight that uses it ABSOLUTELY SUCKS

[Misinput]

lights weird to play, takes getting used to
pvp is dead so pretty much all good players left. including the decent light users