I PRESS E AT THE STEERING WHEEL. I LOOK UP LIKE A NEANDERTHAL INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY HAVING CONTROL OVER THE BOAT. BEEN AROUND SINCE EARLY ACCESS
BRIGS DON’T DROP JACK SHIT. STILL HERE
WAVE THAT HAVE ALREADY PASSED SLAM MY CHARACTER AGAINST THE RAILING, CARRY HIM AWAY, DROP HIM OFF A HUNDRED METERS FROM MY BOAT, I SWIM BACK, I GET CAUGHT IN ANOTHER NOW INVISIBLE WAVE?! I GO BACK. IT HAPPENS AGAIN. i realize i won’t make it. i tactically drink a waterbreathing potion.
WHEN I GET TO THE SEA FLOOR
I DON’T RECOVER STAMINA
I FUCKING DIE BECAUSE OF PURE BULLSHIT
WHY DO WE HAVE A ROGUELIKE AREA IN A GAME WHERE FUCKING NOTHING WORKS
should’ve been me when I rammed an atlantean brig and got a game-breaking bug so bad that it turned me into just my clothes, no physical body and I couldn’t reset so it was that bad I had to leave. Keep in mind that ram flung me even when I was on the steering wheel and I had like 30 or so dark sealed chests
I’m deadass convinced the codebase for AO is just a mess and the developers won’t/can’t fix it because the code is nigh unreadable, especially seeing as how every little fucking thing can break when the update wasn’t even about said things.
Loading islands has been finicky; I lost a mythical chart because I had to reset to see Ravenna again.
I phase through my boat on rare occasions.
ALL spawns are bugged, ships and stowaways were fixed recently, but literally every spawn was bugged, even Dark Sea islands, with how much it repeats the big trees in water.
I can sometimes just not play the game because the ‘this server is too old’ error pops up despite being ‘fixed’ in a recent patch note.
I had to literally choose magic and name THRICE for a new character due to this.