Today’s my birthday! I’m not exactly sure what or how to feel about this, but now that I’m 18, I can now do adult stuff like voting or contracts or ***** *** **** ** my ****** *** ****** ** **** ** ** or fall into crippling credit card debt; all the fun stuff adults do! Honestly, I thought I would feel more adult-y, but I still feel like a kid. This whole adult thing is going to take some getting used to. But yeah, Happy Birthday to me, @Noober and @dogs!!!
Congratulations!
Now that you’re 18, who are you voting for? What are your dreams for the future? Do you dread the day you die, knowing that in the future there shall be no one who remembers you? How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana? And how do you feel now that you are a whooping 18 years old?
Happy birthday, sadly there’s no magic to being a adult. You’ll just come to realize that everyone expects you to stop acting with childhood innocence. Maybe you’ll change to fit those expectations. Maybe you won’t.
But remember, there’s plenty of time on this earth to find out. Do things at your own pace.