See the title. I’m going to be going up against people at or above my skill level. How do I know this? Simple—every single human being on the planet is above my skill level in this game. Including the ones who haven’t played it.
I have no real hope of winning, so let’s do something funny instead. Give me the most godawful advice you can.
Begin reciting the entire script of the Bee Movie while using the dance emote.
why didn’t I think of that
Should have clarified: the advice should be under the assumption that I am “attempting” to fight.
Begin reciting the entire script of the Bee Movie while fighting the other guy.
Gotcha, that makes more sense.
oh, well my number 2 and number 3 should be good advice then
Wait what’s your stat build?
Swap to oracle
Swap to juggernaut
Oh yeah you’re cooked /s
Even ignoring the skill difference you’re probably going against people running stuff like omen cloak + soph
I want more power so badly but they’re telling me to use WOG cape instead of Calvus’s. 
I mean, to be clear: they’re right. Calvus’s cape has two useless stats on it for me, so it’s a no-go.
Yeah, you’re done for
You’re going to need a lot more power if you plan to enter a tourney
Hang on, I have a Frozen Pirate Lord Cloak. Just need to put Hard or whatever the Tier 2 Defense enchant is on it, then I’ll be incredibly powerful.
(I’m currently running Cernyx’s chestplate).
