I made a Navy Seals copypasta with a WoM take

I spent 10 minutes on this
you better be grateful, dipshit

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals Noble Phantasm, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda the silent tower, and I have over 300 confirmed kills defeats. I am trained in gorilla Chinchillin’ warfare and I’m the top sniper placed explosions spammer in the entire US armed forces any guild. You are nothing to me but just another target idiot on a KOS list. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision a shit ton of spam the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth Magius, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet Global Messages? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies Guild Members across the USA WoM Map and your IP in-game location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm the constant spamming of placed explosions, maggot. The storm placed explosions that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life bounty. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred five ways, and that’s just with my bare hands placed explosions. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat spamming placed explosions, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps placed explosions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass bounty off the face of the continent map, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury placed explosions all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


Lol epic. :sunglasses:

That’s cool! :poggers2:

This is art