you think i got killed by him? no! he fucking respawned, i got him to 400, he fucking respawned, i got him to 100, he fucking respawned, i got him TO FUCK AUFCL TI HOPE ASLKDM LÁMLDKM
pleaes for the love of god extend his range to the town or some shit i barely step of the dock and HE FUCKING RESPAWNED
THAT MOFUCERKING
IS DỌNG IT AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
maria villain arc
also thanks FUCK i changed to magic bcs theres no way in hell i could have hit this flying fuck with weapons
next boss is worse
you just can’t even avoid half his fucking attacks
his huge fucking attacks in a tiny arena
…theres more??? fuck i thought there were only two…
jarl ivar, castallen or something of the fenrir
dps rush him and he dies, i found him easier than this boss.
ah yes, the good old hit it til it dies strategy
I can’t do that even with a helper ghost 
Mfw I see the dude who has ‘Phoenix Magic’ has his beloved wife die (I know where this is going)
In all honesty, zoning’s your best option, and try to anticipate (if you can with all this debris) his nasty grab. He is like, piss-easy compared to the second boss…
Not really sure what kind of testing they did but there’s no way they just tested these two bosses and said “okay it’s all good gng” 
first we had the 500! 500! 500!
now we have the 2,000 damage no windup attack that can easily catch you in endlag
oh wait I see the correlation, why did they have to do that
allonnne (or whateveer hsis name) redemption arc
