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That is just mean you need to use tungsten to make sure they don’t feel the impact as they are dead why? Because
All the people here who bought this wireless tungsten cube to admire its surreal heft have precisely the wrong mindset. I, in my exalted wisdom and unbridled ambition, bought this cube to become fully accustomed to the intensity of its density, to make its weight bearable and in fact normal to me, so that all the world around me may fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. And it has worked, to profound success. I have carried the tungsten with me, have grown attached to the downward pull of its small form, its desire to be one with the floor. This force has become so normal to me that lifting any other object now feels like lifting cotton candy, or a fluffy pillow. Big burly manly men who pump iron now seem to me as little children who raise mere aluminum.
I can hardly remember the days before I became a man of tungsten. How distant those days seem now, how burdened by the apparent heaviness of everyday objects. I laugh at the philistines who still operate in a world devoid of tungsten, their shoulders thin and unempowered by the experience of bearing tungsten. Ha, what fools, blissful in their ignorance, anesthetized by their lack of meaningful struggle, devoid of passion.
Nietzsche once said that a man who has a why can bear almost any how. But a man who has a tungsten cube can bear any object less dense, and all this talk of why and how becomes unnecessary.
Schopenhauer once said that every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world. Tungsten expands the limits of a man’s field of vision by showing him an example of increased density, in comparison to which the everyday objects to which he was formerly accustomed gain a light and airy quality. Who can lament the tragedy of life, when surrounded by such lightweight objects? Who can cry in a world of styrofoam and cushions?
Have you yet understood? This is no ordinary metal. In this metal is the alchemical potential to transform your world, by transforming your expectations. Those who have not yet held the cube in their hands and mouths will not understand, for they still live in a world of normal density, like Plato’s cave dwellers. Those who have opened their mind to the density of tungsten will shift their expectations of weight and density accordingly.
To give this cube a rating of anything less than five stars would be to condemn life itself. Who am I, as a mere mortal, to judge the most compact of all affordable materials? No. I say gratefully to whichever grand being may have created this universe: good job on the tungsten. It sure is dense.
I sit here with my tungsten cube, transcendent above death itself. For insofar as this tungsten cube will last forever, I am in the presence of immortality.
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Nice argument, but
I like throwing rocks
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I am the homeless
Prepare to get rocks thrown back at you
Rocks>>>>>>>any other weapon
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Stones > Rocks > any other weapon
adding more “>” doesn’t mean anything
“>” means greater than
“>>>>>” means more greater than I guess which doesn’t make sense.
What kind of rocks though?
Personally any rocks nearby a body of water always have good aerodynamics. Not a lot in terms of damage but its accuracy compensate for it.
The joke is that he’s an earth conjurer and he throws and slashes rocks around
so to answer the question
whatever rocks earth magic would use pretty much
Well, what kind of rock do you prefer, given if you have a wide choice?
the rock variation I use is Bedrock, so I’ll go with that. It has a nice grey colour. It will probably hurt. My second choice would probably be small throwable rocks that you can find on some paths, the ones you can pick a handfull of. As for my third choice, I’ll go for some cool looking rock from the beach or the ones you pick up during hikes. But if I’d like it thrown back because I wouldn’t wanna lose my collection
why throw rocks at homeless people when you can derive infinitely more fun by throwing bricks at rich establishments or rich people
Stones?
Rock?
ROCK AND STONE ,FOR KARL!!!