I will singlehandedly [Rule 22] your views about the English language

“Why aren’t they” is actually “Why are not they”
Same with other [-n’t] words

Shouldn’t’ve
Y’all’dn’t’ve
You’ren’t

Enjoy HAHA

this is a bit underwhelming

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already had a fucked up view of the English Language, currently dealing with French’s plethora of gendered nouns and German

tried learning German as a “fun” side activity last summer
→ fcking gave up because of this

ah well, i can flirt and swear in german so that’s good enough

what

already knew this

I speak fluent Latin (I’m literally better then all of you)

people here dont know that yet shhh

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that’s nothing when french is your main language


Why does its sounds like what Rouxls Kaard would say

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English was stupid in my eyes before I saw this post

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Silent letters and words that sound like they have a letter but don’t can commit die they are clearly mistakes.

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I think majority of us are aware of how stupid english is

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I use this a lot colloquially

Not really sure what this is supposed to be, which contraction makes ’dn? Deez nuts

why the UK was a mistake:

whomst’d’ve

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es

should not have…?

dunno man, seems to check out

it is extremely dumb that we don’t use accents in our writing, or at the very least teach more than short and long vowels.

it’s what it’s