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A bit of a wild title, but that perfectly frames what I am going to do. The fire ants inside of my backyard have pissed me off for the final time and I am now going to resort to chemical warfare to drive them to extinction like the little mongrels they are. There are a few pesticides and methods that I already know of, but please tell me the worst ones for the ants I can use so I can watch the little bastards suffer.

Edit: of course title got modded bruh.

Use a water hose or some kind of large air blower

Gather liquid metal pour it into the ant nest

have you considered

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Let the creatures live in peace. Consider what you have and what they have. A slight discomfort on your end is a low price for thousands of precious lives.

They’re invasive where I live bruh.

I have not, but renting one of those for a few hours would mean selling my kidney and my collection of white eyes teeth.

yknow those australian and texans that fill the holes up with like cement or molten iron or something to create a cast of the nest? do that

not only does it solve the issue but you also get a trophy for doing it

not only does it make a giant hole in your garden, you also get a pretty ugly hunk of cement as well!
and as they say, the more conc you crete, the more brutal the ism or something

exactly what I was gonna say

Its always great to have a reason to kill something that is annoying as fuck

Water doesn’t work. Ant tunnels are built to withstand flooding, as they have to be in order to not drown in the rain.

but what about warm water?

What about @WarmWat-

Ahem. Sorry.

Now the method I’ve heard is to pour something flammable down into the tunnel until it’s filled then to STAND A GOOD DEAL BACK and light it up.

Alternatively, yeah, try boiling water, I suppose. Apparently boiling, soapy water can work, but don’t quote me on that, I got that advice from Wikihow.

gasoline

Yeah like the other based people here I pour gasoline or some other flammable substance down the anthill and blow it up

I may have accidentally started a fire at one point so keep a fire extinguisher on hand if you try this

Why did I read “hear me out” at first :sob::sob::wilted_flower::wilted_flower:

What is this thing supposed to do, exactly? Eat the ants?

No, anteaters are fabled for making tiny tea parties for ants and bringing miniature biscuits, scones and crumpets, small porcelain tea sets and droplet-sized servings of tea, that’s where they get their name actually