So we all know there’s a rizz competition going on right? So uh, since I’m horrible at love. (Since I’m a professional introvert). I decided to have an insult competition. Just don’t too insane with the insult or else this post will probably be lock.
I wanna see how bad this will go.
this thread is meaningless
this thread serves no purpose
you should delete this thread… NOW!!!
Sand dollars serves more purposes than you ever will
You remind me of Carina. You appeared out of nowhere, talked a big game, then disappeared into the nothingness from whence you came.
You’re like wood magic. The only reason you still exist is because some people would be mildly inconvenienced if you didn’t.
You fight with the skill of a simulator addict. Wait, no—even simulator addicts can defeat the Jaws Pirates.
You talk big for someone with no bitches
As a person who actually use wood magic,(cherry wood to be specific). At least I don’t use such a basic yet generic magic and class.
My man, calling me basic isn’t an insult—it’s more of a statement of fact.
you smell of cooked coconuts
and probably just as good at whatever you do
You keep saying I have no bitches…
BUT WHERE ARE YOURS
WHERE ARE THEY
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU KEEP INSULTING ME BECAUSEI I HAVE NO BITCHES
BUT IN TRUTH, WE BOTH HAVE NO BITCHES
and now, i have become the bitch and will be to a man
(mic drop)
weatherboy (derogatory)
your mom
Weather (slur)
erm you so ugly you like 
blawg you are a forogr 
Some of you guys look like you would order a frappuccino from starbucks, post a selfie of you holding the frappuccino on instagram, and then whine about something that doesn’t affect you on twitter.
Thy is just a mangled earth-vexing foot-licker, a plague upon your house!!!
I’ve seen stillborn babies more competent than you.
You look like a cooked watermelon.
Bill nye the science guy