Okay so you know how in fallout there was a special dialogue for characters with absurdly low intelligence that made your character a literal idiot? Imagine such a thing in AA/WoM/AO. Like just imagine that, putting the fate of the world in the hands of a braindead. Poor Theos.
For reference, glorious stuff like:
I actually thought of some myself yesterday for when Theos gives you the rowboat:
“I have a friend who can help you, you just need to sail over”
“But why need sail? I can swim”
“You’ll either drown or get eaten by a white eye, it’s too dangerous.”
“Oooo, fishy”
“sigh No, fishie wants to eat you. A rowboat is just a wooden fish anyways, just as fun”
Roran: “Hey, you’re a wizard, right? Can you help me with something?”
PK: “Me throw fire good.”
Roran: “…Right. Look, the chief of the village found this dark scepter on shore one day and-”
PK: “Ooooo, magic stick? Me want.”
Roran: "wha-? No, we need to DESTROY the magic stick so that it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands.
PK: “Sitck! Stick! Where stick?!”
Roran: “Marua is in a cave on the other end of the island, but listen, the stick is DAN-GER-OUS. It has the power to- hey, where’d they go?”
“I will send you back to Ravenna as a pile of ashes!”
“here i am the FUCK. do u not care about me? infamy is just a game thing and you tf just kills me and uses me like the hell a dildo”
“whose this?” sorry pal, but we can’t be letting you tell the navy about this place. You’ll have to die."
“take a look at this fucker right here, its an abomination, i hate it. How did anyone think this was a good idea for an emoji? The point of emojis is to show emotion, well what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think, WOW i sure do feel like a massive fucking stone today! It provokes me whenever i see it, it mocks me with its smug visage. What i really wanna do is drive down to the emoji headquarters, find the computer that hosts this specific emoji 
and light it on fire! I’d like to push it off a cliff and watch it shatter into itty bitty pieces. And people just comment with it, as if its funny, its not. Oh wow, a stone head im so fucking hilarious and original. I’ll use it in every comment i post, NO, Stop it! Why does it have to be so goddamn smug? You’re a fucking stone you have no goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off! Moyai, more like go die! Fucker.”
Friendly WoM NPC: “Hey, I was just walking here a while ago, and now I dropped my hat and can’t find it. Can you help me find it?”
“Yes, a hat.”
Ooh, hat!
“Yes, it is a hat, but I own it, so can you give it to me when you get it?”
No, hat mine!
“sigh, just find my hat and give it to me, sounds good?”
[End Dialogue]
“Let me repeat. I lost my hat somewhere, can you find it?”
What is?
“It’s the things you sometimes wear on your head. Mine looks like a black cylinder with a big circle on the bottom. Do you understand?”
What it do?
“It’s to make you look better or protect you from sunlight. Alright, I need to go somewhere quickly, so please give it to me once you get it. Goodbye!”
[End Dialogue]
This feels like something from the game, with it being goofy as shit.
Most intelligent berserker speech checks.
Welcome to the forums 
“I’d like a new hat.”
you want an intelligence 1 dialogue quote eh?
No, but you’re clearly a negative.
intelligence lower than -40 bro
COME AND FIND ME BITCH YOU’LL FUCKING FREEZE TO DEATH
you’re not worth it tbh
not because I’ll “freeze” which I wont (I’m a competitive swimmer who goes to practice daily in an outside pool during arizona winter I think I’ll be fine)
oh yeah without heating btw
search up fucking calgary forecast, not to mention it’s only getting colder after this week
wow so scary ahh snow 
this guy really thinks I was born yesterday
there’s this wonderful invention called a land-rover and it has something called heating I know it’s game changing 
also tire chains
and there’s this wonderful thing called Canada, and Roads Laws, and something called jesus fuck it’s cold, and something called too much snow, and something called things getting stuck
