Is it really true?

trading hard wall of jericho

what for it

headless

yeah sure iā€™ll trade it, easy headless

wait wtf wdym by you WANT a headless?

ā€œYeah i was deep in your mom :sunglasses:ā€

Oneā€™s thoughts
A great big heap
A land of no distraught
Integrity, none can keep

you were

Do not muster a fraud to me
You were not there
You did not see me

I was not there
I did not die

you were there

the element

he where there

what the fuck happened here

I know itā€™s a meme post but I audibly cringed.

reminds me of Do Not Stand at My Grave, especially with the last two lines

Scorching quite an element
Distrust a big development
The brink of the edge definite
His chalice affectionate
Will to carry on no sentiment

A weight she bears
Rollicking in unknown despair
Dangling on the skies by a hair
Struck with a jolting scare
Her state
Truly unfair?

A lace of luck
In an amaranth stuck
Their feeling to tuck
Crimes filled with muck

The lot unhinged
Songs of the sea they singed
Into the depths of the dimensions they digged
Nothing sailed
Nothing tailed

(Idk why you cringed but ok, not a meme post)

Didnā€™t think anyone would catch that, definitely a bit inspired by it in a few different ones, though less sense and definitely worse.

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my god elment you were there

You do not know

Grammatically incorrect Shakespearean English makes me cringe most times.
Word by word:

The first person singular form of be would have been am, just like in Modern English. Hereā€™s a chart:

Singular Plural
First Person
am
are
Second Person
art
are
Third Person
is
are

Secondly, the possessive form of thou isnā€™t thee. Thatā€™s the object form, itā€™s used in the same way we would use me in Modern English (actually, the way the different forms of I are used in Modern English is a decent reference on how thou works).

The possessive form is thy or thine. That depends on whether the next word is a vowel or not. In this case, it would be thine foe. You could also just say thy foe, itā€™s not a crime - we basically do the same with my these days anyway. Definitely not thee foe though, thatā€™d be like saying ā€œme foeā€, which some accents of English do, but none of those use thou if I remember correctly.

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Finally

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