Julian and Morden getting married

ae, you notice it now

Till death do them part

“but all was not well… For in his dreams, Herpes, the herald of gods, came to Morden. ‘You must continue your quest for the Death curse, Morden! Only then can you save Troy!’. Morden, being an-easy-to-sway b-tch, decided to listen to the will of gods. And so, he departed early in the dawn. Julian was broken over this betrayal, like a glass figurine. After dedicating his entire life for king Calvus, then throwing it all away for Morden, he was so easily betrayed. ‘F-CK YOU MORDEN, YOU TRAITOROUS B-TCH! FOR THIS BETRAYAL, OUR CHILDREN WILL FOREVER WAGE WAR, UNTIL THEY ARE SHIPPED TOGETHER AGAIN!’. And so, the world has truly entered the Great Pirate Era…”

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How it feels to read all the id numbers in the dev console

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chat what have i stumbled upon :sob: :sob: :sob:

peak fiction

absolutecinema

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Everythin cool n good until you realize that your character was the one meant to marry him. :pensive:

Sorry Morden, but it’s too late. Karen’s already claimed Julian.


(This is my third time posting this masterpiece)

Make sure you keep your mailbox sealed and shut, you ever know what could trigger if you open it

who let you cook

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Morden you traitorous bastard that fcker tried to kill me

Tucker didnt die for this

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god is dead and we killed him

To think we could kill god

Reverse cursed technique: English or Spanish, if you move you’re straight

Happy pride month 2 to these guys specifically

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Go on then, be the second :gun:

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mawwiage

morden should be wearing a siren dress

also do elius x carina next or iris x morden

Homie, ELIUS AND CARINA ARE SIBLINGS, you can joke around iris x morden, and Enizor X Edward BUT ABSOLUTELY NO INCEST