Julian and Morden getting married

“Who’s my sweet incorporeal sphere of spirit and magic energy with the capability of destroying the planet?”

Deep dark odyssey

I’m crying literal bronze right now.

Could

It’s a black hole after all, I can’t blame you

Is it strange how I think canonically this somehow works

elaborate

“hmm, these two characters clashed because of you but due to different reasons and have since become mortal enemies due to those reasons”
“I’m sure it’s going to be canon that they get married”

Nah those two were smooching in the Castello

“Sucked into a bagel”

not “would”, not “will”, already “did”

its platonic love
brother-sister sibling relationship
how do you not get that