boots and cats and boots and cats and yeah i just one shot the player and cats and boots and cats and he came back and killed your father and boots and cats and how did he do that wtf
They’re trying to see if he’s alive (even though he isn’t)
Meanwhile, Julian is just memeing on both how bad of a king Calvus was, and the fact that he deadass knows the man’s dead; the Ravenna Realm’s doctors are being too desperate.
To add salt to Calvus’ stab wound, Julian be clowning on the king with a sick beatboxing rap about him being a shit Savant who spent points in Vitality (tbf, I spent points on Vitality when I first played the game, so jokes on me).
I mean, can you blame them? Can you blame Julian for beatboxing over Calvus’ fuck ups (i.e. being a shit Savant and being the weakest High Lord out of all six)
Eh, it’s fine. Sure, Julian doesn’t look beefy compared to in-game (judging by his armor, he’s got the physique of an Olympian), but he and Calvus (who looks like a bearded twink lol) look alright. But I love Revlon’s drawing the most, he babygirl
Bro literally became a savant and didn’t even imbue iron leg onto his triasta, nor bothered to use it much. The fucking DUMBASS. Shoulda been a magic-lean warlock with how he fought - would’ve been both more powerful and more intuitive (and likely would’ve made his fight less of an annoyance)