Just checking in

I hope you guys are doing well. I’m just checking in to make sure nothing has gone horribly wrong, like if perhaps one of you stepped through the “Beyond” door in Bed, Bath, and Beyond

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tnalPorteR

Tetra I swear to god

Retro if I catch you on these streets, on god it will be on sight.

I will literally turn you into an envelope, put you in a mailbox, and send your buffoon self to Estonia

Bro I will infuse you with titanium and metal, forge you into a metal plate and send your photosynthesis type goof to Pluto on a rocket ship.

You will be fed to the hounds, straight up served on a silver platter with garnish, salt, pepper, and dijon mustard

hiplant

You will be used as a sacrifice to summon Cthululu lil bro, your heart will be still beating delulu.

hai :3 hi hi hi

I’m in your cabinets bro don’t even try me

I have nanites in your blood stream never test me

I don’t have blood dawg I literally failed my last blood test

damn, we should study together on god

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@tetragon_fortress

what the fuck lies behind the “Beyond” door in that store?

i stepped into the beyond door plant
there is nothing but unholy mechanizations from this point onwards
oh god it’s so dark and i can’t find the exit because i untied both of my shoelaces and now my ankles are tied together
help me plant
help me

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No one knows, and no one dares to find out