I hope you guys are doing well. I’m just checking in to make sure nothing has gone horribly wrong, like if perhaps one of you stepped through the “Beyond” door in Bed, Bath, and Beyond
tnalPorteR
I will literally turn you into an envelope, put you in a mailbox, and send your buffoon self to Estonia
Bro I will infuse you with titanium and metal, forge you into a metal plate and send your photosynthesis type goof to Pluto on a rocket ship.
You will be fed to the hounds, straight up served on a silver platter with garnish, salt, pepper, and dijon mustard
hiplant
You will be used as a sacrifice to summon Cthululu lil bro, your heart will be still beating delulu.
hai :3 hi hi hi
I’m in your cabinets bro don’t even try me
I have nanites in your blood stream never test me
damn, we should study together on god
what the fuck lies behind the “Beyond” door in that store?
i stepped into the beyond door plant
there is nothing but unholy mechanizations from this point onwards
oh god it’s so dark and i can’t find the exit because i untied both of my shoelaces and now my ankles are tied together
help me plant
help me
No one knows, and no one dares to find out