Khaelis' Arcane Shenanigans

Yeah, I’m keeping the random bum discovering they have magic “lore”

Last I checked, it’s 1,000+ years into the future
The only fire weapon are cannons on ships and a single mortar found on a large ship in ironport

yeah okay fair enough, It’s very regressed in technology.
Or Magius just never had a reason to develop weapons to begin with.

Ancient Greek deities when level 9,867 bum from Summer Hold (best spawn) obliterates their entire pantheon with a single frostfire blast (sorry guys I was testing moves)

Which wouldn’t make sense with how prevalent criminals are (not to mention towns waging war on each other)

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I guess it’d make sense that people wouldn’t wage war for the first 100 ish years, since they would still be establishing themselves and stuff, but that wouldn’t be enough to explain the stagnation in technology

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What if we added another roaming boss to this remake named Gumbus and Gumbus is a static mesh of a cat that uses inferno and apocalypse bringer

At half HP they become evil Gumbus and have far faster attacks

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this is very classic trope but maybe big shots in magic council actively suppresing it? i forgot wom lore sorry if doesnt make sense

When you lowkey tryna start a genocide against Alaleans because they were rich 1,000 years ago and opressed you but Peacekeeper’s holding their hand dangerously near the belt buckle:

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or wait
maybe stuff like guns aren’t much of a thing because gunpowder was much more difficult to get[1] which resulted in guns generally not being worth using over more simple weapons like bows and crossbows


  1. with the bottleneck probably being saltpeter/potassium nitrate, which you can either mine (but it’s soluble in water so it wouldn’t really occur on magius because it was on the seafloor) or from extracting it from animal waste which probably wouldn’t supply enough considering there doesn’t seem to be very extensive animal husbandry ↩︎

Wouldn’t the ocean water’s evaporation have caused the formation of saltpeter mineral deposits across magius though

then it’d probably be a pretty thin layer everywhere, but other salts would also be mixed in, which would make it more difficult to separate it and purify it so you can actually use it for gunpowder
also it would just get washed away into the soil after a few rainy days most likely

Couldn’t magic repilace the propulsion gunpowder is used to propel bullets for

why would you bother figuring out the perfect pressure for the gun to not explode and to fire the bullet as far as possible when you can just blast your opponent with magic directly?
(also guns would be less accurate, and you would need a heat based magic for it to even work)
(and the main appeal of guns is having powerful long range attacks without needing to have magic)

All what if needed is a way to push the bullet forward also gun is faster than magic in how fast it moves as a projectile. So any magic that ain’t light or shadow or something should work

It’s beginning to defer from the main topic of WoM towards “how would a bullet be shot when no gunpowder exists in the Arcane Universe?”

Gives a excuse to have guns cost magic energy to shoot

Anyways can we get a ‘magicless’ option so I can live out the true bum experience

random bum who discovers they have NO magic so they have to work a 9 → 5 job.

Exactly! You get it!