Some nice (root) beer!

that looks more like chocolate with marshmallows
I see it as you do too! It’s more of marshmallow hot choco!
Did bro accidentally eat a really sour lemon
Yes
fire
A mysterious, self-proclaimed “emperor from the kingdom in the Seven Seas” (actually a Sea Emperor) who is the wielder of Midas’ Curse, which allows him to goldify anything he touches with his hands, as well as absorb said goldified things into himself, thus wielding unlimited masses of molten gold inside his body! “Aurea Mediocritas” isn’t actually his real name; it’s rather the philosophy word “golden mean” in the English language!
Doesn’t this sound a bit op? If he touches an opponent, it’s an instant win. Or does it only work on inorganic objects?
It’s not an instant effect; it rather builds up like a few minutes to be fully goldified!
And if you got out of his grab, the goldified effect will eventually worn out a few minutes later!
what’s his net worth
I believe his net worth is either undefined, the number one bounty spot, or 10 because his amount of gold crashes the stock market.
Mansa Musa-type net worth! (He crashed the entire Arcane world’s economy easily!)
That ain’t a scroll, that’s a whole-ass pillar he’s holding
Big scrolls for folding the entire gear before enchanting!!!