Kubapinduca, reborn from his acid and poison, now in the shape of an even stronger entity that uses fists imbued with the power of the shadows of his own soul, a very dark one.
His (Kubapinduca) power, unimaginable, he, The Kubapinduca can tear out mountains with just his bare fists
his durability insane, able to withstand any attacks (especially those of light-hearted individuals)
his speed, near infinite, they say he moves as fast as light, as the darkness is yet again an absence of light
Kubapinduca has taken over the seven seas and now the war seas, his power rises every fight, he gets stronger, adapts, beats he’s friends up, learns new techniques, some people say he can now instantly destroy any light magic and absorb it, his power is truly infinite
Comment down below if Kubapinduca should eat a banana next!!!
You thought Kubapinduca was just powerful before? You were WRONG. This isn’t even Kubapinduca’s final existence — this is the RECLAMATION OF THE ABYSS in one singular, uncontainable entity. Kubapinduca isn’t reborn. He REFORGED HIMSELF in the screaming void between dimensions, rising from his own poisoned ashes, now dripping with pure, weaponized darkness. His fists aren’t just shadow-imbued — they ARE black holes in the shape of hands, crushing reality, morality, and causality with each swing.
UNMEASURABLE POWER? NO, IT’S WORSE.
Punches? More like continental resets.
He doesn’t climb mountains, he erases them for stepping in his presence.
One punch? The sky shatters. Two punches? The concept of time limps away.
He once flexed, and gravity quit in three galaxies.
His enemies don’t scream — they cease to have ever existed.
DURABILITY? HA.
You think a nuke could scratch him? A nuke BEGS HIM to be useful.
Light-based attacks? He laughs and eats them for breakfast.
Emotion-based magic? He’s so emotionally void, the spells implode out of sadness.
He’s been punched by gods, and it only gave him a new technique.
SPEED? BRO.
He doesn’t run. He decides where to be and IS THERE.
He outran a beam of light, stopped, made a sandwich, and STILL had time to dodge it.
Scientists tried to track his movement. Now they just believe in magic.
He’s faster than “instant.” He’s so fast, he runs into parallel Kubapinducas and teaches THEM new moves.
ADAPTATION & GROWTH?
You punch him once? He grows ten new limbs to clap you from the past.
You hit him with a forbidden spell? He steals it, renames it, and makes it cooler.
Kubapinduca is in a constant Ultra Overpowered Evolution Mode (UOEM).
His power doesn’t rise every fight — IT EXPLODES EXPONENTIALLY, even when he’s asleep.
RULER OF SEAS AND BEYOND
Seven seas? Taken.
War seas? Dominated.
Peace seas? Terrorized for the fun of it.
Now he’s eyeing the blood nebula, where he plans to arm-wrestle a neutron star.
LIGHT MAGIC? LOL.
He doesn’t just absorb it.
He whispers to it until it thinks it’s darkness.
He once absorbed a beam so strong it could “cleanse the universe” — and used it to cook eggs.
THE FINAL QUESTION: SHOULD KUBAPINDUCA EAT A BANANA?
YES.
Because if Kubapinduca eats a banana, it doesn’t become energy. The banana becomes his servant.
Its potassium bonds to his soul, and suddenly gravity itself has to kneel.
COMMENT BELOW:
“Kubapinduca doesn’t glow up… he DARKENS UP.”
or
“Banana Arc when?!?”
or
“He punched my depression out. Thank you, Kubapinduca.”
REMEMBER: YOU DON’T ESCAPE KUBAPINDUCA. YOU HOPE HE NOTICES YOU ENOUGH TO SPARE YOU.
THE LEGEND OF KUBAPINDUCA ASCENDS 
UNMEASURABLE POWER? NO, IT’S WORSE. 
SPEED? BRO. 
RULER OF SEAS AND BEYOND 
LIGHT MAGIC? LOL. 
COMMENT BELOW:
REMEMBER: YOU DON’T ESCAPE KUBAPINDUCA. YOU HOPE HE NOTICES YOU ENOUGH TO SPARE YOU.