CAPTAIN MARIA FEET 
RAHHHH!!! (Complete sentence)
i want it
Can someone direct me to the topic used to archive peculiar global messages?
Captain Maria does have feet.
So this Global Message is now officially deemed as fact checked and approved.
i mean if it helps fund the game i’m all for it
welcome to the internet!
Have a look around
Arent you the guy that made the atlantean feet post
I swear every global message sender says stuff like that
Mr_hyperspace copycat
anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
Probably
type shit sir! 
clearly you havent seen the chain