Libelposting

Bored? Stuck in an argument? Want to have fun with your friends? Want to put words in someone else’s mouth? Introducing…

LIBELPOSTING[1]

How do you do it, you might ask?

It’s simple! Say person 1 says something like this:

Man I absolutely hate this new AO patch they gutted all my fucking frames. How am I supposed to PVP players now! I spent ages getting the optimal AOE spam and THIS is how I get rewarded? By having the game give me the finger? This is bullshit!

Person 2 sees an opportunity, and arranges his posts so they say something like this:

Man I absolutely hate

getting

fucking

gutted

By

AO

players

they

give me the finger

THIS

is bullshit!

With the right posts, this method of whimsical fun can be absolutely hilarious. But before you start trying to mess with people, we have ground rules to deal with first.

1.) Do not edit quotes to make someone say words they never actually said. This doesn’t mean don’t libelpost, it means don’t edit one of your words to include a word, phrase or sentence that wasn’t from the original reply or group of replies you were using for your libelpost. For example, if the person who’s post you’re transforming never said “milk” in their post, do not edit the quote so it says “milk” in your libelpost.

2.) Try not to go to other topics to get your words. Now I know it’s tempting to dig up old posts and quote those in order to get your perfect post. However, you’re better than that. If you’re really a creative person, you use the posts from your target only in the topic you’re in.

Those are the only two golden rules you must follow when making your libelpost. While you can make people say really out of pocket shit, if you get caught by the mods, it’s on you.

With all that out of the way, begin quoting posts, and have fun absolutely making your friends look horrible in the process.


  1. n. li · bel · post · ing (ˈlīb(ə)lˈpōstiŊ) 1. a way to get back at your friends by quoting certain parts of their post to make something libelous, inflammatory, or uncouth ↩︎

What did helvetticarpet mean by this

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sure thing!

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What did mr_hyperspace mean by this

i know right??? i cant believe he did that

What did he do

oh if you knew whyd you ask me

Another thing, don’t be afraid to talk if you’ve run out of a set of words to use! We need words for our libelposts after all!

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I am become ytp

Libelposting is essentially the YTP of the Discourse forum, and I find it very beautiful.

aw man :< why are you so against fun?

Keep preaching!

man i really think you don’t get this whole “libelposting” thing helveticcarpet, i’m disappointed

oh wowzers it seems you also hate that guy

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why would he ever say that

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:fearful:

I make rat burgers using the help of intern children as employees, do whatever you want with this information, and if I, tomato, disappear, the reason for that is either misinput eating my liver, or the police arresting me for slavery, murder, and worst of all, littering and jaywalking at the same time, goodbye for now.

wow i cant believe tomato would ever say this

I can.

Also is Misinput liver her liver, or livers that Misinput has gotten?