LiterallyLoki gives you advice!

Very sorry for what happened in your social-life Literallyloki, keep moving on

And thank you for making sock sound cuter in real life

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I will pick you up and toss you straight into the Eternal Mines

Nah, too merciful-

My bad

They banned me from the mines because I kept eating the rocks :frowning: it’s not my fault they look so tasty

Yeah, it happened again.

Seeing this shit just happen over and over again and seeing people actively against the way to fix it makes me damn infuriated, more so than anything else.

(what was “the event”)

(I’m missing context)

Very confused, what happened

I probably can’t get away with talkin’ about it directly, but go to The Onion and look up “No way.” Look for the only recurring article.

cant find a searchbar

Found it

Oh, wow, that’s… awful :sleeper:

I mean I guess it’s satire technically tho

Jesus Christ…

I mean I guess they’re trying to make a point

America is the only place we hear about where, stuff like that happens.

I wish it was, matey.

Speaking of which, I wonder how Loki thinks of it whenever that happens. Over time, I’ve felt a weird mix of growing apathy, yet increasing rage at the same time. I feel like I HAVE to do something about it, even though I don’t have a lot of things I can do.

(we’re both talking about like… the satire articles on gun control right)

This is the article for those of you who are lazy

Yea, that’s a bummer.

unfortunately we can’t really do anything about it, besides maybe just, get better firearm regulations.

Wow I wonder what the article literally titled “no way to prevent this” could be satirizing about this :thinking:

Weapons that are extremely powerful must be specifically hidden- not just behind a license and evaluation, but a timespan. You have to show you won’t do something with a normal weapon access.

And considering I was the target of two threats- all I can do is feel for the parents. Feel for the kids. Feel for the people that will never be the same after the event.