LiterallyLoki's advice/blog thread

How do I properly use my fire magic loki? The thermo heat convection keeps making me insane

Sir are you from the scp foundation

18.37, trust

4 does the trick for me but that’s because I’m a skilled sharp shooter, I would say maybe 5 but that’s just me

Are you and actravaz part of the scp foundation

No I’m my own person, I do what I do for fun

loki did you die

The CIA got to them

I was in DC for my oldest brother’s wedding! Very happy for him, very sweet bride, was VERY out of it

Now survive for the next 90 days, only then can you breathe a sigh of relief.

Bro shut up :sob::sob::sob:

this does NOT help, though I don’t think he’s feeling too bad anymore.

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please read the room

What kind of prescript-ass comforting is this?

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I HAVE A FUCKING COLD THIS SUCKS IVE TRIED EVERYRHING MY NOSE WILL NOT UNBLOCK AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT (cs)

“After the next 90 days, breathe a sigh of relief on the 91st.”

Because text messages are going to soothe physical pain, yes. :nod:

My purpose in sending the former message was to warn them that it isn’t the procedure that’s problematic, but its after effects as consequence of the body’s adaptation and the surgeons’ skill. This is so that they may watch their health for the next two months instead of thinking that all risk has been eliminated to help prevent misfortune.
Of course though, since I’m warning someone of peril rather than using words to lick their wound for them to feel cared about by complete strangers, I face backlash. Perhaps I should not have cared in the first place.

dipshit this isn’t how you care for someone :sob:
you don’t make someone feel better by telling them "hey don’t celebrate now that the thing you were scared of is over, you might still die in the next three months! :smiley: ".

we don’t need fucking soothsayers to warn people about something that isn’t going to happen, what a person needs is to feel better. You’re pointless.

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Would you all have reacted differently had I crammed as much fluff as I could into my message?

Example

“Hey, it’s good to know that your surgery is over, but you should monitor your health for the next few monthes as to make sure that no complications arise as a consequence of it. Operations aren’t only problematic during their procedure; They’re permanent changes to your body, making their effect occur on the long-term.
Stay safe out there!”

yes this would have been better, there’s no fluff