Magic User Stereotypes

I haven’t bothered to look, but this idea probably isn’t original. Still going to do it anyways.

Please take this all with a grain of salt, it’s meant to be funny. :fr:

Acid - We get it, Acid is underused. You can stop saying it every five seconds. No, seriously. Stop.

Ash - Wait… do you guys actually exist? No, I’m being serious. Where the hell are all the Ash users? It really sucks, because Ash has one of the coolest designs of any magic in the game. Annoying to fight, but cool nonetheless.

Crystal - You’re aware that Crystal is arguably the worst magic in the game, and you chose it because it looks cool. Or because you’re a fan of a shitty anime. You all have my utmost respect, from one Crystal user to another.

Earth - Yes, you did use Earth magic in Arcane Adventures. No, you still don’t know how to aim your blasts.

Explosion - You really love to blow shit up, but you’re not very good at PvP. You’re going for Ash and Fire or Plasma, with Apocalypse Bringer as your Primordial magic of choice.

Fire - You’re a PvP tryhard. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, you usually just don’t know when to chill. Skill ranges anywhere from mediocre to good.

Glass - You take pride in using Glass due to its general underuse. You enjoy playing the game casually, and tend to refrain from PvP.

Gold - You’re not really toxic, but you like to complain about Gold’s speed when you get tilted. Fighting Wind or Paper users brings out the absolute worst in you.

Ice - You thought that Frozen would be overpowered, and decided to stick with your save file when it was shown that you can immediately break out of it. My condolences.

Ink - You’d be better off using Water, but either you like Ink magic’s design, or you feel the need to be special.

Iron - You’re a minimalist who thinks Gold is too flashy. You’re good at reads, and can hold your own in PvP. Also, you probably use Discord light theme.

Light - You’re probably a mediocre PvPer who loves to complain about Light magic’s damage, or you’re a casual player who loves its design and effects.

Lightning - I like you guys. You’re a casual player, and don’t really grind the game. You’re probably bad at PvP, but don’t get salty or mad if you lose to a better player.

Magma - Honestly, I respect the hell out of you guys. Absolute bros, and always chill. Though not usually the best at PvP, you’re aware that Magma is a great utility, and are well-versed in magic interactions.

Paper - You’re a tryhard. Sorry, that’s all. Your personality is about as deep as a puddle of Acid.

Plasma - You’re fine with being generic because you enjoy Plasma’s design and visual effects. You’re usually very bad at PvP, despite constantly trying to RK.

Poison - You’re a tactician at heart. PvP is a game of strategy for you, and you pay more attention to dodging and blocking than you to do landing your attacks.

Sand - You’re a pretty fun guy, and can kick some serious ass in PvP. You’re probably also aiming for a themed magic combo, such as Earth or Wind.

Shadow - You’re either an incredibly mediocre player who is toxic and egotistical, or you’re a pretty solid player who loves PvP. Either way, you’re definitely an edgelord.

Snow - You want to use Ice, but you also want to be able to participate in PvP. You’re usually competent, but have a habit of playing very passive, even when it would be more advantageous to press your advantage.

Water - You thought Glass magic was a coinflip? You’re either a dementia patient, or you’ve mastered Ultra Instinct. The latter is absolutely horrifying.

Wind - You’re a sweat, similar to Paper, and have no problems with abusing the strength of Wind magic. Either that, or you used double Wind in Arcane Adventures like an absolute piece of shit madlad.

Wood - Similar to Crystal, without the aesthetic appeal. I’m just going to guess that you accidentally chose the wrong magic in character creation.

Tell me what you guys agree and disagree with, this is all based off of my personal experience.

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nah i just stick to it because i’ve been using it since june of last year

Crystal gang :handshake:

HoW DiD YoU KnOw? :fr:

I always enjoy reading one of these posts, just to see what the person has to say.

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nah they just complain about ice a lot

cant relate tho

Jokes aside, these are all really funny. Here’s my thoughts about the connections between these and my actual saves/magics on them.

Shadow: I’m an edgelord since birth

Snow/Ice: I actually like these elements, even if they both suck.

Water: On my second file, Me playing around with puddles and magic size.

Wind: On my weapons file, I haven’t used a single spell :swag:

Light: On my fourth file, just playing around with speed.

In conclusion, I just go with the magics I like but these stereotypes are pretty accurate tbh.
Funny! :laughing:

but im not a pvp tryhard though, as a former fire user

this is surprising accurate

holy shit, how did you know?

Everyone does normal magic stereotypes let’s start talking some lost and primordial stereotypes

Storm: You thought this was gonna be electric water. It isn’t…

Slash: You’re a krillin fanboy/girl

Aether Lightning: You’re a diehard vetex worshipper

Flare: You’re a tien fanboy/girl

Phoenix: You like to think you carry the legacy of theos. You don’t.

Aether: You want aimbot to have a purpose

Darkness: You’re probably a 14 year old edgelord who says he is demonic while actually being incredibly insecure in person.

Solar: You think this is a mixture of promethean and ichor fire. It isn’t

Lunar: You want to fight solar magic users

Healing: You are the most dangerous part of the team. If they fuck with you their lives are over.

Dispelling: You want to be the most annoying player in the game

Sound: You want all those 9 years of screeching like a dog whistle to pay off

Diamond: You probably hate fortnite and probably use reddit

Mud: You’re the most annoying human being on the planet

Wave: You’re the most annoying living thing on the planet

Reflector: You played cuphead alot

Gravity: You’re the most annoying living thing in the universe

Now onto primordials

Apocalypse Bringer: You enjoy shockwave porn

Inferno: You want more flame

Shatter: You like making people deaf

Death: You’re the most edgy human being on the planet

Life: You think you’re an angel. But in reality you’re extremely narcissistic.

Pressure: I hate you.

Electron: You like ash and lightning. You also enjoy killing peoples frames per second.

Sacrifice: You’re probably gonna try and use this as your last stand.

Equinox: You’re spearbreaker chan You like E Q U A L I T Y

Balance: Everybody hates you. Even the high reps. Nobody wants to be around you. You are on every single hit list and I personally despise you with every fiber of my being…

Promethean fire: You are nearly every single heat magic user on the planet.

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Gottem.

Wait… what?

How? :flushed:

Plus Fang is technically demonic in his lore. I’m actually scared at how completely pinpoint accurate this is.

Just because I use shadow don’t mean i’m an edgelord :frcryin:

Can confirm

Or your a megumin fan

Just because I want these magics doesn’t mean I’m edgy

man

:ok_hand:

glass
“tend to refrain from PVP”

ye not so sure about that one

ink
“feel the need to be special”

is this a personal attack? what have ink users done to you

as a fire user id like to say i suck at pvp unless it with my friends who are worse than me