Magics with contradictory personalities

:wood_magic_var1: - sup pro meta gamers, best magic here and today we’re breaking down the tech on the latest meta wood set, s tier magic.

:poison_magic_var2: - good game well played

:gold_magic_var1: - dear lord I thank you for the food under my plate and the shelter I live in, I thank you for keeping me and the ones I love in good health and on the right path, I’m thankful for everything I have, amen.

:ice_magic_var1: - WHAT WAS THAT U LITTLE SHIT? DID U JUST BEAT ME!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR I WAS LAG THATS IT IM CALLING THE GUILD TO GANK YOU REEEEE

:fire_magic: - we all should just chillax man…

:water_magic_var3: - I like to start fires

:magma_magic: - don’t run by the pool kids

:wind_magic_var3: - every night i cry in bed, hoping one day to become meta…

:lightning_magic_var3: - im not annoying and im a decent human being with morals

:earth_magic_var4: - ME WANT GANK PEOPLE IMAGINE HAVE MORALS HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

:crystal_magic_var7: - holiday lights are really obnoxious ngl.

:snow_magic: - im a ordinary person nothing to see here.

:shadow_magic: - i have several motivational posters of cats and unicorns in my room and i know that if i think positive i will always succeed in anything i do

:light_magic_var1: - ughhh… the world if full of gloom and doom and we should all just die…

:sand_magic_var2: - I hate naruto

:explosion_magic: - hello guys today i will be building stuff hooray!

:ash_magic: - i think stick figures are good because i actually can’t draw

:acid_magic_var1: - im decent at pvp but i don’t try to be super good, i don’t play the game super often and honestly i just like fishing the most.

:glass_magic: - EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS silent READING TIME!!!

:plasma_magic_var1: - FoRtNitE iS gOoD gAmE

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i don’t get this but as an Ash user who draws cool ig

I mean, is it really contradictory since it’s Midnight variation???

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fixed

Mim, Unpiaying

Icy

Me(Chad)

That one solo guild guy, I forgot his name

Jawbear

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Enderic

Devi

Domi

Jawbear or Estaban

Fake Luna

Onyx

Crispy

mood

this one is actually accurate though (as in, not contradictory)
anyone who uses wood unironically probably does so because of the god tier interactions

more like “ice is good”

(now for a lost and ancient magic revival)

how is this contradictory
you think people who use piss earth have emotions?
using sandstone earth is the only magic variation i will unironically bully you for using

bro the acid one is literally me you predicted me joining the forums in this post