Hey… I think your allies are calling you names behind your back… You should declare war…
I am declaring war
On you
Great! Please drink this dark green bottle with fumes that may or may not potentially be green skull gas clouds.
I’ll declare war on the infertile king as well since I’m right next to him and I want land 
I’m going to put a bomb in your soup
My wifi is out rn so I have to wait a bit sorry guys
How are you on the forums if your Wi-Fi’s out
Phone works a bit without the wifi but my computer doesn’t
Okay I’m back I got sidetracked losing my mind over a fucking Omori political cartoon I can’t make this shit up 
I’ll write the other five articles now
Well you gotta show us it now
added year 612, starting work on 613
I’m not sure what the rule on stuff like politics is like for the forums but I genuinely can’t even understand the message they’re trying to speak (I may be stupid)
The plot thickens
You can just, read the rules?
added Year 613
Booooring !!! /j
There sure has been quite a number of terrorist attacks, aye Luigi?
That never happened
We’ve always controlled the peninsula, dont believe the new Greek insurrectionists
Nothing more than New Greek propaganda