Make up the most edgiest generic backstory you can think of

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roblox arcane boobity

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the name is quandale, quandale dingle, at 10 years old i was already mastering my super death die shadow destruction powers and I was kicked out of the house at 11 from my mom, and then I killed her and all of my siblings and then the whole city, and then now I am being hunted down by the government but I will get stronger and use my powers to kill the government because in reality this whole thing was a symbolism for capitalist greed and also I’m gonna have dragon wings and shadow horns that amplify my darkness dark dark super shadow powers. and also I’m gonna get revenge on my dad because he wronged me and I’m gonna kill my highschool love interest because that’s also symbolism and oh yeah I’m still in high school this plot doesn’t make any sense lol

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some teenager with rockstar hair who discovers their totally evil dark powers who is being hunted by some group but generally wins with their magical scythe that is somehow super effective against gun type attacks

comedgy lol!!1!11!!11 :joy: :joy: :joy:

its real im making it

holy shit no way show leaks pls

Everybody knows edgy characters don’t have a real backstory or character development.
Or if they do, the writers sure as hell aren’t going to tell you.

hello i am 9 years old and i shot my parents when i was 5 with shadow dark magic and i will not tell you the rest because if you do you will incenterate in the shadowy darkness

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nailed it.
“if I told you my backstory, the darkness would consume you!”

the edge is lethal.

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this topic should already be solved @anon1881879

I watched my whole family die to my own hand. The despair from burying them consumed me and left me in shadow for years. The grief filled my soul, giving me the powers of darkness. My sanity is waning from this pain, this darkness. I don’t want to attach myself to anyone anymore. Nothing means anything to me anymore. Leave me alone.

no, its not generic enough

damn


now

Nope, not enough edge

the edgiest of characters have backstories
it’s like edgy 101
but if we want to make it super edge and really really nerdy we could always just make it an afterthought and have the backstory just all over the place

like
“hi i’m yami darking darkguy and i’m an orphan despite my parents being around for the first couple of pages. i killed my entire family both close and extended when i caused a second big bang when i unlocked my super cool powers now i have the power of satan himself and can control demons and hellfire to my will. i’m also super cool and i have red spiky hair, multicolor eyes, a leather jacket with a fire pattern on it, long baggy pants, adidas sneakers and red face paint which covers my eyes. i’m also go to school and all of the other students and teachers are jealous of how awesome i am and i’m in a love triangle with 2 girls with big boobs the size of model globes who do i choose? also i’m 7 years old and have been tasked by my real dad lucifer himself to kill jesus.”

“I was attacked by a psychopath who killed my friends, family and my dog, now I will hunt down the vampires in an attempt to master the art of shadows and exact my revenge, even if the world has no care for me, I have a goal, and I will complete that goal whatever it takes, even if I have to walk to the end of the world, never looking back. Even if I have to travel to hell and kill the devil himself. Even if I have to kill millions just for the sake of billions…
I AM AARON BARION”

-Aaron Barion 2022

also demon motorbikes