Make up truly surreal acts to do that normally shouldn't happen at all

okay and I will strap mickey mouse to one of them

not enough toonforce

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another surrealist act you can do:

dress up in a neon green morphsuit or spandex suit

wear underwear on your head

run into any office building

and just start screaming as loud as you can while twerking

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oh hell nah

before the police come make sure to steal as many paperclips as you can

live in Detroit without having anything stolen from you (jk this is impossible)

live in ohio.

that’s it.

can you do it? I don’t think so

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wait oh shit didnt read it

“doors memes that can cure depression” :skull:

i ripped it from the internet, now let me kill my self


(i aint killing my self mods)

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he do got some cake doe :flushed:

only in ohio smh

asked for an uber in ohio this was my ride :skull:

ahh hell nah how did scout find the absorption curse in ohio :skull:

aw hell naw this was under my sink in ohio

Wait, then how the hell do you hold scissors? I thought that holding them like that was normal.

By the blade :)

Bro I live in New York all of this shit you just said happens daily :rofl: