Making stone out of flour and water

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  1. Get some flour because I haven’t baked in a whole year
  2. Use up half the entire bag immediately and pour it all in a big bowl with some salt
  3. Add way too much water and end up kneading the horribly sticky and messy dough for half an hour because I was way too impatient but also weirdly conservative of the flour I had
  4. Dirty an entire table with flour by not getting wide enough parchment paper
  5. Attempt to form flat biscuits with the dough without something to flatten them down
  6. Coat the biscuits in way too much flour on the surface and stab each 18 times with a toothpick
  7. Put them in the oven and relax. At least that is until the fire alarms go off and the kitchen smells of smoke
  8. Take out the biscuits only to realize that somehow the bottom of them are burnt, the measly paper parchment paper literally burned in the oven, yet the center of the biscuits are undercooked
  9. Question why I tried to make stone in the first place
  10. Attempt to eat the stone and almost cause permanent tooth damage
  11. Admire your rock for a day and then throw them out because they are nothing more than a hazard and unrealistic recreation of ship’s biscuit

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  1. Make it your pet rock
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Give him a name and face fool

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I know there are instructions but how is this even possible

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It’s literally just mashing flour and water together into a dough then baking it. It doesn’t even taste bad, it’s just, well, a rock. I baked it on way too high heat but with less heat and some salt it could be some decent homemade crackers.

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I’m afraid the “pet” you are looking at is currently dust inside a trash bin. They didn’t fare well to the hammer.

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pet abuse much

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I have an adorable little hamster at the moment, living in a large enough cage and given fresh vegetables and seeds every other day. I even clean for him once a week. He’s doing a lot better than the previous two.

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make rock from flour

dr stone

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