Meet Alexander

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Hello, today I will present to you your dream Alchemist NPC, and here he is in front of your very eyes :

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His name is Alexander, and he is wanted for a very simple reason, the Magic Council found him too dangerous since he was the perfect enchanter, and making criminals have perfect gear.
What proof do I have you may ask ? Well here it is, just know, in my inventory I had a Clean Wall of Jericho, a Clean Vastira and a Clean Oathkeeper, a Dull Power Amulet and a Dull Strenght Amulet. I enchanted the Power Amulet and got Powerful, I enchanted the Strenght Amulet and got Strong, I enchanted the Wall of Jericho and got Heavy, then I enchanted the Vastira and got Strong, and finnaly the Oathkeeper and got Strong too.
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(I have no screenshots for the first three, I wasn’t fast enough)

And this ladies and gentlemen is the proof the Alexander is the best alchemist, if you meet him yourself someday, say hi to him from me, and don’t kill the prodigy. That’s all, cya ! :wave:

(not a joke btw, this actually hapenned)

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the people who kill wandering alchemists are people who belong in the deepest layer of hell

and i’m one of them :nod:

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Fact

you monster

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I just don’t kill any criminal shop npcs, just not worth it.

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i can’t help it it’s a problem

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“You think I gain anything from doing it? No, I don’t. I just can’t help myself, it’s like an itch in the back of my head that I can never reach. Each time I see one of those lifeless strings of code standing like a helpless deer in an open field; I can feel me pressing the Q button. Almost like instinct, a deep unsatisfied hunger in my blood.

It doesn’t make me happy, or sad, or even anything at all. I’ve lost all contact with myself, and the outside world. My parents, bless their souls, they still bring food to my room even though I’m not their son anymore. It’s been moths and I’m still stuck in the endless vindictive cycle of hunting NPCs. How could that be normal human behavior?

I know its wrong but I just can’t help it, it gnaws away at my flesh like a fly taking small bites of a rotten carcass. That’s exactly what I am and know I have become. Disgusting, filthy, and unholy garbage. I feel dead.

If anyone is reading this, DONT DO THE SAME THING I DO, DONT MAKE THE SAME FOOLISH MISTAKE

IT ISNT THE NPCS THATS TRAPPED IN THE HELLFIRE WITH YOU ITS YOU WHO IS TRAPPED WITH THEM

After spending so much time turning them into dust, you start to feel like you’re one of them. As if their souls are damming you with their cries of agony as you hunt, slay, and repeat. You could feel them inside of you, each one slain getting louder and louder.

I used to think they were the mindless ones, the ones without a choosing but to trade and enchant as the player desires. Now I see the reality, I am the mindless one. Tormented by my sins that would never leave me until an endless void consumed every last memory of me.

I am no better than a monster.

I am an NPC.”

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he looks like camreeyan tbh

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But how do we know it was Alexander who enchanted all of those items?

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Here comes my blessed tip for you, dear comrade… Go touch some grass :slight_smile:

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I come on for 10 minutes to write a shitty copypasta like thing and then leave, I’m certain I touch more grass than 90% of y’all with tens of hours out here.

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Okay mother nature.

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he’s too powerful to be kept alive

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If you guys hate having to find alchemists so much, just spend a little time getting your rep up and clearing your bounty. Even if you’re looking for boss drops just constantly turn yourself in for better rep every few fights

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On the two images we are at the same place, and you have my word dear friend

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