Huh, wonder what he’s dreaming?
His dream:
Merlot with the Blahaj?! Perfection.
Daww look at him! May he have the sweetest of dreams!
The dreams:
Pov his dream:
blahaj…
he goes mirmirmirmirmirmir 
snooo shimimi…
Sometimes I forget Merlot is basically Ted Bundy
Merlot propaganda
Whatever you do I’m not going to forgive him for dealing 60 dmg per tick with his poison
(Is a joke)
Deep breaths, it’s not THAT bad! 
Say that to my 900 hp glass cannon built conjuror
Ehhhh, I know Merlot’s a dangerous assassin and all, but I cannot resist the temptation to cuddle up beside him.
Honestly, not worth the risk but this is super adorable 
I’m gonna turn this into a decal and put it in my brig. You can’t stop me.
MERLOT IS HUGGABLE AND NOBODY CAN TELL US OTHERWISE! (yes this is a complete sentence, forums.
pats his head and kiss him on his forehead
i bully that guy once a week
It’s confirmed guys.
Merlot is transgender 