Minecraft Movie thread

Well, now that the movies out.

(As a child… I yearned for the mines!!)

as a mine you yearned for the child

As a child I yearned for the miners

Tell me

Is the movie so bad it’s good or just bad
Or is it actually good (unlikely)

SPOILER (Duh)

The movie starts off with Steve Black exposition (they probably ran out of budget or something). Basically, the setting is just… told to you. After that in 5 minutes they use up all of their meme lines and from there all the plot is just contrivance and there are no real characters, just carboard cutouts of characters. They tell you they are getting characterization by the characters expositing to you that they are growing. Its a bit like eating a picture of food.

So it’s bad

Flint and steel :speaking_head::fire::fire::fire:

Flint and steel

I’m going to watch it tomorrow! :3

FLINT AND STEEL