look at it directly and you will be FINE :')
I love their dynamic so much
are they a LITTLE toxic? yeah
does that make their interactions 1000x more fun to draw? also yeah
God, not even the Diane snake lady is safe from that smug ahh mouth that belongs to Glass Homelander Julian.
Oh man Diane’s eyes are super dilated, that eclipse is gonna make her blind if she glances for even a zeptosecond.
it doesnt help that this comes directly after Iris blinds her in the process of blowing open her cell
999 MILLION DAMAGE???
I knew she was susceptible to light, but DAMN…
nah jit is a gamer
surprise parenthood
In the spirit of the egg hunt going on I got an idea to somehow incorporate an egg into Diane’s lore (inspired by @Mr_Mxyzptlk’s Victor).
then I made THIS CURSED MONSTROSITY, which was actually my old Yolktales OC from 2018, turned into a reverse siren
(they used to have a fully black torso)
I put two and two together and now Diane might eventually have an adopted siren kid whos genes somehow got fucked up along the way
dark sea found family
Oh how her snek parental instincts kicks in.
IT’S MOMMY DIANE!!! Kill me right now.
Your rights to free speech are now under re-consideration.
PAUSE…
nah but rlly i think she’d make a great parent, a lil oblivious at times but she means well and would do absolutely anything for this eggy thing
Damn, you could’ve made a real nice omelet with that egg
I would’ve hunted you down myself
She definitely would
Victor and Bro would be best buddies
I do not regret saying this:
I WISH THAT EGG WAS ME!!!
I’m for certain the person who would bully this bird child would be Glass Homelander Julian himself.
Or maybe he Julian wouldn’t bully the bird child for being birb (like he don’t give a fucc since he’s married to a snek woman), but for entirely different reasons.