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hey i have a pumpkin too!
except mine is filled to the brim with lubricant and has a hole with the approximate circumference of 5.3 inches at the top. I might throw it out though because it has been through extensive use
why dont u guys carve faces into pineapples its so much more fun.
plus pineapples are better
pineapples are smaller
pineapples are better tho
r u doing what i think ur doing?
no of course not…
oh yeah and to add to what i said, i even named my pumpkin “cumpkin”
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oh rest assured i’m no longer horny because my cumpkin relieved me