My iteration of an AO incorrect quotes thread

there are also some reference incorrect quote prompts I’ve seen

Perchance has a 6 person prompt that’s literally an edited version of the “who broke it” thing

Even more random things (once again based off of both nonsense ideas that are just me associating roles with whoever’s personality makes the most sense for them and things that’d actually make sense in-universe) lol

Zoey: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Aura: Microwave for 40 minutes. :pensive:
Amber: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Aura: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots.
Elvira: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Aura: Microwave for 40 minutes. :pensive:

Zoey: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything Aura does? I mean, what if she jumped off a cliff?
Aisha: If Aura were to jump off a cliff, she would’ve done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes, if you see Aura jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Zoey: You jump off a cliff!
Aisha: Gladly, provided Aura did first.

Aura, texting Zoey: I’m a theif.
Zoey: Thief.
Aura: Theif.
Zoey: I before E except after C.
Aura: Thceif.
Zoey: No.

Morden: You know what’s funny about Abigail? She’s my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt her is someone I’d murder, probably.

Aisha: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government’s business.
Abigail: No, well, actually, it is.
Aisha: You don’t know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.

Iris: That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.
Abigail: You’ll do it?
Iris: Of course.

for some reason some time ago I decided to put all of my stuff on one doc lol AO Incorrect Quotes - Google Docs

no idea where some of these ideas came from but

Zoey: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Aura: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Chelsea Garrison (future Poison/Cannon Fist Warlock), to Raven Solgārd (future Explosion/Ash Paladin): How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

Neviro: It’s locked. You got a lock pick?
Morden: Yeah-
Iris: kicks in the door

Aura: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Amber: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Aura: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Raven: I made tea.
Zoey: I don’t want tea.
Raven: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Zoey: Then why are you telling me?
Raven: It’s a conversation starter.
Zoey: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Raven: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Kaden: NECROMANCY-

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Marina: Blast ye punks, these tentacles don’t miss.
Amber: Tenta- nope, I’ve seen enough anime to know where this is going.
Kaden & Marina: The hell’s an anime?