Here’s some stuff I came up with some time ago featuring Abigail Quill, my MC, and the rest of the main quartet (the incorrect quotes generator I use is the Perchance version):
Feel free to comment with anything yall come up with lol
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This is so accurate
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ah yes another incorrect quotes thread and another excuse for me to post incorrect quotes of my AO characters specifically, because their whole dynamic is just 3 psychopaths that share a dorm (though technically a ship):
Remind everyone to not ask the former genocidal maniac for fake organs without specifying:
When your backstory is literally just a checklist of horrible things that happen to edgy characters when they’re young:
All you really need is to believe in the heart of the cards:
Even with our lives on the line, we have bigger things to worry about:
Yeast fucks more than anyone on the site. Not much of a high bar, but still:
No rules like your rules, and you can change them to whatever you like at your own convenience (Feat: 2 people they kidnapped throughout the journey)
Place your bets, how much alcohol can a dead man drink:
Who knew enchanting granted so much knowledge about Milkshakes:
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Might share some. These are in text cause MC keeps changing names in my old ones. I might also change the person saying it from my SCs cause why not lol
“The gang responding to being stabbed”
Morden: Rude.
Iris: That’s fair.
Neviro: Not again… (Calvus flashbacks)
MC: Are you gonna want this back, or can I keep it?
Morden: We might’ve gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Neviro: Well that was entirely predictable.
Morden: One of them punched a gang member.
Neviro: Iris?
Morden: MC, actually.
Neviro: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
Iris: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Iris & Neviro: One, two, three-
Iris & Neviro: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting and chocolate chunks!
Morden: Our turn, MC! One, two three-
Morden: Vanilla!
MC: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake? (Amnesia lol)
“After the Squad’s plan goes horribly wrong”
Morden: Seems like we’re back to square one. Finding MC.
Iris: For the record, I already found them.
Neviro: And you let them get away before we could have a meaningful concersation.
Iris: They stabbed me!
Morden: I’m surprised they waited this long, Iris, we’ve all had the urge.
There was one thats kinda perfect for the time right before they break into Eternal Mines, but I couldnt find it rn, Ill get back to you on that one
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Okay, found them and some extras-
(The gang right before breaking into Eternal Mines)
Iris: Hey, I say we go down there, kick MC’s door in, and let them know we’re in town.
Morden: That ain’t the way we do things here. We may have to go in there, run a con, drop a bug, do the smooth talking.
Iris: Okay, you come with me, you do the smooth talking, let’s go.
Morden: No, we can’t go in there and kick down MC’s door. We need a plan.
Iris: Well who makes the plans?
Morden: Neviro.
Iris: Neviro, what’s the plan?
Neviro: You guys are gonna go down there, kick MC’s door in, let them know you’re in town.
Morden: We call that a traumatic experience.
Morden to Neviro: Not a “bruh moment”
Morden to MC: Not “sadge”
Morden to Iris: And DEFINITELY not an “oof LMAO”.
Iris: Die.
MC: Please don’t die!
Iris: DIE!
MC: PLEASE DON’T DIE!
Morden, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Neviro, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and MC wants Iris to accept it as their kid.
Nevrio: We need a way to lure in new customers? (Players for AO)
MC: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Morden: Iris bath water.
Iris: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
(Sorry not sorry lmaoooo)
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sadge
I remembered the existence of this prompt and immediately thought of the two couples I ship
Considering how Neviro said Iris kept trying to pick fights at Ravenna, I 100% knew she was going to be part of the “disaster couple”- I can imagine that she’d still do it sometimes and exasperate the frick out of the others whenever she does it lol
Neviro: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple…
Edward Kenton: I really care about your feelings!
Abigail: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Neviro, turning his head: …and then there’s the disaster couple…
Iris: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!
Morden: I WOULDN’T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Another one, but this time with all 6 of my files lol
Aura Moonsilver (Glass/Sand Mage): We have a problem.
Zoey Yagami (Plasma/Fire Paladin): Let me guess, you caused it?
Abigail Quill (Crystal Conjurer): Gimme a sec, I’m not drunk enough to listen to this yet.
Amber Winchester (Acid/Thermo Fist Warlock): And it’s another Tuesday, your point?
Aisha Sectonia (Magma/Iron Leg Warlock): Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.
Elvira Rivers (Lightning Conjurer): If you mean the fire, that’s our solution to last week’s problem.
This is a glimpse into what my brain comes up with when I think about weird crossovers… my Songs of War OC is not good at identifying birds lol
Asarin Voltaris: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Abigail: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Asarin: Yeah, they’re all birds.
These two would def get along well since they both have docile personalities and love helping others, their primary difference is that Asarin is outgoing while Abigail is reserved and shy
this was another one I randomly remembered and I just had to do it with my six girls
Every single one of these but Abigail’s is theoretical lol
The Squad when asked about their earlier confession of love
Amber: Yeah, you’re lucky. I like you.
Abigail: I’d understand if you didn’t feel the same way…
Elvira: has a panic attack What confession?
Aura: winks I know, babe. You like me too.
Aisha: So what? Are you going to date me or not?
Zoey: It was a dare.
I found some newer prompts plus some ones I haven’t done before, so I return with this compilation of random things lol
Morden: Where is everyone?
Neviro: Abigail had a nervous collapse, Edward is looking after her, and Aisha is trying to kill Iris, so I’m in charge.
Morden: Oh my god!
Neviro: I know, right?
Aisha: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Abigail: …Don’t you mean benevolence?
Aisha: No.
Abigail: I can’t imagine what Aisha is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won’t like it and it won’t be legal.
Abigail: sees Iris and Morden together
Abigail: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.
Neviro: You mean… you ship them?
Aisha: Kill him.
Abigail: This is the kind of quality advice I look for.
Abigail (who’s very much a lightweight when it comes to alcohol): mixing different alcoholic beverages together
Edward: What are you making?
Abigail: A mistake.
Aisha: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Abigail: Isn’t that just killing people?
Aisha: Ah, technically.
Iris: I’m in love with you.
Morden: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Iris: I know.
Morden: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
more shitty incorrect quotes.
Immortality’s a Bitch:
When someone donates one of their kidneys, they’re called a “Hero”, but when I donate 50 kidneys, I’m suddenly called a “Serial Killer”?!:
…Natural Talent…?:
There’s bound to be some science behind it:
Fun Fact: You can string together sarcasm to make combos, but most people just call those diss tracks:
A whole new meaning to cosmic brownies:
Just because…:
Just as long as I’m not Jared Leto:
It happens at least one time in a kid’s life:
You need to be less creative to avoid being called a nerd:
Have your parent supervise and scream at you if you get things wrong for the full experience:
Just keeping things in perspective:
Only wise in comparison:
Celebrating an immortal person’s birthday is always bound to suck:
Thing is, they are:
I’m bored, so here we go ig
Kaden Ketch: We did something terrible… something truly horrible.
Iris: Eh, learn to live with it.
Morden: We had no choice, Kaden. I’m sorry.
Amber Cinders: And we’ll f&%$ing do it again, Ketch. Man up.
Neviro: I feel useless to you, Kaden. I got so easily beaten by Calvus, you had to carry me, and I haven’t managed to change Revon’s mind yet.
Kaden: Neviro, whatever you are, you at least aren’t an active hinderance UNLIKE SOME OTHER REDHEADS I WILL NOT SPECIFY.
Iris: I heard that!
Amber: We aren’t a hinderance, Kaden. We just happen to understand the violence solves any and all problems when used in enough quantities.
Kaden: Which hinders my goal TO NOT MURDER UNNESSESARY AMOUNTS OF PEOPLE.
Kaden: Favorite video game, go.
Iris: Arson simulator on Roblox.
Amber: Mortal Kombat.
Morden: Doki Doki Literature Club.
Kaden: Right, that’s it, stay the hell away from me, all of you.
In the Carina fight, Amber is knocked down and slammed into the rocks. Carina walks up to her and grabs her with one hand.
Carina: Any last words?
Amber: Inhale
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. When I left that house today, I was thinking “damn, I hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some f$%#ing lawn” … and well, here we are.
Carina backs away in shock, releasing Amber.
Carina: W-WHAT THE F^&% DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME-
Amber: GOTCHA! She proceeds to melt Carina’s face with magma
She can and will use anything to win.
Noelle (@stellarii_xx’s character): I feel horrible for what I did to Calvus–Revon didn’t deserve to lose a brother like that.
Amber: Honestly, I agree. I feel pretty terrible about that.
Noelle: Really?
Amber: Yeah, I wish I could have slowly melted him to death with magma right in front of Revon. Or better yet, in front of all of Ravenna.
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thanks for the mention ^^
LMAO Calvus does deserve to melt a slow and painful death ngl, i love killing his ass every time i spawn in the game 
Noelle is too kind for her own good perhaps 
I am now extremely tempted to try to find a prompt from the Perchance website that sounds like how Abigail and Noelle would interact 
Abigail is just a shy (and also uh… traumatized says this while looking at what ensued with General Julian and the entire Eternal Mines thing as well as what happened to her in the Dark Sea in her lore) nice girl who wants nothing more than to help others (albeit sometimes at her own expense)
Disconnect between player and character.
Tbh, I think there should have been an option to let Iris kill him or smth. She definitely would’ve been willing.
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Made some more completely random stuff lol
Aura: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Zoey: That’s a snake.
Aisha: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Abigail: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.
Aura: I dare you-
Amber: Aisha is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Aura: Why not?
Amber: “I have no regard for my own or others personal safety”, as some would say.
Aura: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Aisha: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Aura: Oh…
Abigail, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.
Something crashes
Elvira: Shoot-
Abigail: running into the room in a panic WHAT FELL?!
Aisha: walking by the room calmly What died?
Aura, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
Aisha: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Aura: Ohhhh-
Abigail: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
Aura: Hey Zoey?
Zoey: Yeah?
Aura: What’s your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Zoey:
Zoey: …What.
Neviro: Hi
Calvus: die
MC: no u
Calvus: oh no I’m dead
MC: yay
Neviro: yay
Thread where people put ao characters in place of Tumblr memes and its hilarious