My life as a 67 year old virgin man

Hello my name is gawk gawk 9000 my parents divorced when I was 2 years old. When I was young my father said he would get some milk and never came back I think he was kidnaped when I was 20 I was send to prison because I robbed panties from my mom. I was in the showers in the prison i dropped my soap a BIG BLACK MAN came behind me and spilled my brains. if you like this story Ill make more im gawk gawk nice to meet you.

Btw I cant reply im timed out Xd

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could have used better pacing ngl

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uhhh nice to meet you ig
are you like 16 or 9
or actually 67

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Hello, my name is Gawk Gawk 9000, and my parents divorced when I was two years old.

When I was young my father said he would get some milk, yet never came back; I think he was kidnapped. When I was twenty I was sent to prison, because I stole panties from my mother. I was in the prison shower when I dropped my soap, and a big black man came from behind me and spilled my brains. If you enjoyed this story I’ll make more.

I’m Gawk Gawk, nice to meet you.

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Thanks for the English translation

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this is a certified hood classic

The descent

LMAO Wh

woah

Nah im 17 im preety mature outside this acc just trying to make people smile

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ok