My name is Robert Boyle, also known in the forums as Rb1, and this is my confession.
For the past year and a half I have pretended to be a man called âbeometric221â as a social experiment, and it has turned out the people on the forums are the perfect subjects for the experimental parasite I have created.
At this moment, the forumâs biggest names such as âfartmanâ, âdukeofungriffiaâ, âbluefighterâ, âyrni0â and many more have been infected with the rb1virus and will all melt into a puddle of shit posting permanently attached to their chairs.
He has blonde hair, grey eyes, wears a black suit alongside black pants, and is visibly disturbed by something. You might ask what that something is, and Iâll tell you a big secret in response: I donât know.
I feel bad for you. Nobody should have to live under the name âRobert Boyleâ. Is that, perhaps, the reason for your actions? Discontent with your name? You can get it changed, yâknow.
