(Name/Sail Polls Open) The Forums Builds a Brig

Zormego · March 28, 2025, 5:25am

Remember our good friend, Abraham Lindqvist, from this post? He’s gone on quite an adventure. He’s slain countless apparitions of prior enemies, enabled a green-eyed man’s sugar addiction, and has discovered some Lost Envoy Pauldrons.

Now that he’s reached Sameria, he decided that it’s time to buy a Brig. There’s only one problem.

He doesn’t know what to use on it. Mhm, we’re doing this whole “forums makes me regret my life choices and decides what I do” thing again.

SHIP COLORS

First thing’s first, we need to figure out the paint job y’all want. I have the Extra Colors gamepass, so go wild with your choices. I’ll make the poll deciding the color from the most picked row after a while.

Primary Paint Row (Up to Down)

1
2
3
4
5

0 voters

Secondary Paint Row (Up to Down)

1
2
3
4
5
6

0 voters

HULL ARMOR AND LANTERNS

Hull Armor is picked from Ruined Archaic onward, since there’s no Hull Vanity.

Hull Armor

Ruined Archaic Hull
Light Bronze Hull
Light Silver Framing
Silver Framing

0 voters

Hull Armor Enchantment

Powerful
Armored
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

Lanterns

Oil Lanterns
Candles
Skull Lanterns
Braziers
Aged Candles
Globe Lanterns
Stormsalt Candles

0 voters

FIREPOWER

Cannons are picked from Dragonfire Carronades onward. Siege Weapons are chosen from Ruined Archaic Mortar onward. Rams are picked from the Hammerhead Ram, Lightning Ram, and Glass Ram, although I’m open to voiding the Ram poll if y’all want the weaker ones.

Cannons

Dragonfire Carronades
Heavy Iron Cannons
Iron Culverins
Iron Carronades

0 voters

Cannon Enchantment

Powerful
Charged
Enhanced
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

Siege Weapon

Ruined Archaic Mortar
Bronze Mortar
Bronze Coehorn
Bronze Howitzer
Heavy Bronze Mortar

0 voters

Siege Weapon Enchantment

Powerful
Charged
Enhanced
Explosive
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

Ram

Hammerhead Ram
Lightning Ram
Glass Ram

0 voters

Ram Enchantment

Powerful
Armored
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

SHIP ATTACHMENTS

How Many Swivel Guns?

Zero
One
Two
Three
Four

0 voters

Swivel Gun Enchantment

Powerful
Charged
Enhanced
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

How Many Throwing Harpoons?

Zero
One
Two
Three
Four

0 voters

Throwing Harpoons Enchantment

Powerful
Charged
Enhanced
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

How Many Harpoon Guns?

Zero
One
Two
Three
Four

0 voters

Harpoon Gun Enchantment

Powerful
Charged
Enhanced
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

How Many Net Launchers?

Zero
One
Two
Three
Four

0 voters

Net Launcher Enchantment

Powerful
Charged
Enhanced
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

SAIL MATERIAL AND PATTERN

Sail Material is picked from Archaic, Willow, and Reinforced. As for the pattern, I’ll let y’all decide on a few and I’ll make a poll for the pattern used.

Sail Material

Archaic
Willow
Reinforced

0 voters

Sail Material Enchantment

Reinforced
Armored
Brisk
Warship

0 voters

CREW

Crew

Redwake Warriors
Sailors
Ravenna Deserters

0 voters

FIGUREHEAD

Figurehead Material

Rugged
Metallic

0 voters

Figurehead Type

Dragon
Phoenix
Cat
Dog
Anglerfish
Shark
Skull
Maiden
Pegasus
Tribal

0 voters

DECKHANDS

Each Deckhand gets their own individual poll set, determining Style, Profession, and Artifacts.

DECKHAND 1

Deckhand 1 Stat

Speed
Resilience
Turning Speed
Durability
Stability
Ram Strength
Ram Defense

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Deckhand 1 Style

Fighter
Bounty Hunter
Cowboy
Occult
Mage
Engineer
Barbarian
Casual
Archer
Knight
Pirate
Mafioso
Samurai
Sailor
Wealthy

0 voters

Deckhand 1 Profession

Cannoneer
Navigator
Shipbuilder
Enchanter
Chef
Merchant

0 voters

Deckhand 1 Artifacts

Lucky Coin
Golden Bolt
Frayed Lead Line
Rusty Fish Hook
Small Gunpowder Barrel
Worn Compass

0 voters

DECKHAND 2

Deckhand 2 Stat

Speed
Resilience
Turning Speed
Durability
Stability
Ram Strength
Ram Defense

0 voters

Deckhand 2 Style

Fighter
Bounty Hunter
Cowboy
Occult
Mage
Engineer
Barbarian
Casual
Archer
Knight
Pirate
Mafioso
Samurai
Sailor
Wealthy

0 voters

Deckhand 2 Profession

Cannoneer
Navigator
Shipbuilder
Enchanter
Chef
Merchant

0 voters

Deckhand 2 Artifacts

Lucky Coin
Golden Bolt
Frayed Lead Line
Rusty Fish Hook
Small Gunpowder Barrel
Worn Compass

0 voters

DECKHAND 3

Deckhand 3 Stat

Speed
Resilience
Turning Speed
Durability
Stability
Ram Strength
Ram Defense

0 voters

Deckhand 3 Style

Fighter
Bounty Hunter
Cowboy
Occult
Mage
Engineer
Barbarian
Casual
Archer
Knight
Pirate
Mafioso
Samurai
Sailor
Wealthy

0 voters

Deckhand 3 Profession

Cannoneer
Navigator
Shipbuilder
Enchanter
Chef
Merchant

0 voters

Deckhand 3 Artifacts

Lucky Coin
Golden Bolt
Frayed Lead Line
Rusty Fish Hook
Small Gunpowder Barrel
Worn Compass

0 voters

DECKHAND 4

Deckhand 4 Stat

Speed
Resilience
Turning Speed
Durability
Stability
Ram Strength
Ram Defense

0 voters

Deckhand 4 Style

Fighter
Bounty Hunter
Cowboy
Occult
Mage
Engineer
Barbarian
Casual
Archer
Knight
Pirate
Mafioso
Samurai
Sailor
Wealthy

0 voters

Deckhand 4 Profession

Cannoneer
Navigator
Shipbuilder
Enchanter
Chef
Merchant

0 voters

Deckhand 4 Artifacts

Lucky Coin
Golden Bolt
Frayed Lead Line
Rusty Fish Hook
Small Gunpowder Barrel
Worn Compass

0 voters

ENCHANTMENTS

Enchantments were added at around 7:10 AM on 3/28/2025, after I spent multiple hours with my eyes shut trying to get into whatever weird dream my brain would cook up, only to experience utter failure.

SHIP NAME

Same as the Pattern; give me some ideas and I’ll shove them in a poll.

Am I done? Can I shut up now? Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor if you really want a specific thing to win.

2how_nim · March 28, 2025, 5:28am

archaic hull rowboat

hanmbi · March 28, 2025, 5:29am

B-but… deckhands and enchants!!!

hanmbi · March 28, 2025, 5:29am

Ship attachments too

Zormego · March 28, 2025, 5:29am

FUCK!

(complete sentence)

2how_nim · March 28, 2025, 5:29am

archaic hull r o w b o a t

hanmbi · March 28, 2025, 5:38am

Highest stability rowboat ever

Zormego · March 28, 2025, 5:39am

Ship Attachments and Deckhands are added; I’ll add Enchantments tomorrow (or today, since it’s 12 in the morning).

hanmbi · March 28, 2025, 5:53am

Fine
Get some rest

Uh pattern either dark sea, judgement or yggdrasil
Name isMcCopyright Infringement

Mithridatise · March 28, 2025, 6:38am

You folks make no sense, why would you get a metallic figurehead with a ruined archaic hull? do you have no sense of cohesion?

hanmbi · March 28, 2025, 7:10am

Ruined archaic is better stat wise

Mithridatise · March 28, 2025, 12:10pm

You’re sacrificing 450 durability, 1 turning, and the appearance of your ship for 2 speed and 0.03 stability.
They’re all equal stat-wise, just optimised for different purposes.

Zormego · March 28, 2025, 12:12pm

ENCHANTMENTS HAVE BEEN ADDED. They’ll be found underneath their respective poll (i.e. Hull Enchant is under Hull Type).

Also I did NOT get any good sleep, unless still being conscious with my eyes shut for four-odd hours counts.

Edit: Local idiot forgot to add polls about the stats each deckhand should give. Also it seems like Misinput really likes Casual deckhands.

Ultimateblaze75 · March 28, 2025, 12:24pm

The creation of the thingamabob

crimis_cringle · March 28, 2025, 4:53pm

name: pocket boat

sail pattern: pirate cat

juancruz1050 · March 28, 2025, 5:23pm

It’s going to be so ass, so name it

Poopoo Ship

Volcanic · March 28, 2025, 6:11pm

i brig the heat

J0n · March 28, 2025, 6:32pm

I brig the boom

Zormego · March 29, 2025, 10:10pm

UH

Are the polls broken for anyone else or is it just me? They were fine last night…

EDIT: Nevermind, must’ve been an issue with caching.

Walyn · March 29, 2025, 10:17pm

Doing a write-in for Easter Lanterns, I have no idea what this is but this guy’s brig deserves the best.