Please pray with me before reading such a theory about a cursed sword: Praise Jumbo Jesus, amen.
Anyway, now that’s done, have you ever questioned the Oathkeeper? It belongs to this guy named Exiled (or two dwarves stacked on top of each other if you’re a true Jumbo-head) and was forged in Umber Keep and Exiled’s fighting style with the blade was entirely invented by him and he won’t reveal the “secrets”.
But that makes no sense because when we kill him, we get his signature move after picking up the sword. Almost like it’s actually a CURSED SWORD.
The sword can somehow obliterate ANY magic attack by slicing through it with purple-ish slashes. How? The wiki calls it “compressed air” and I’m here to say the wiki writers are dumb and wrong and I hate them and what kind of compressed air do the wiki writers have where it can destroy a ball of pure gold? I believe that the sword is imbued with a powerful curse that the Exiled actually put on there himself. How can I tell?
We know that the sword was forged in Umber Keep, capital of Castillians, but Castillians are stupid and can we really expect them to create something that defies magical properties? Furthermore, we do know that the Exiled has been trying to redeem himself. And what’s a better way of redeeming yourself than to curse a sword for tactical advantage and then use it for killing poor people in the wild?
I am right, the wiki is wrong, you’re wrong, I am right, thank you.
(Theorist’s Notes:)
ṕ̷͍͂̊̓͝h̴̝̩̾̈́̒̄͝͝ͅ’̵̘͖̝̳̙̘̱͍̓̂͌͘n̸̥͔͝g̴̺̘͈̞̩̉̃͜ͅľ̴̨̧̲̗̘͊u̷̺̹͒į̸̣̰͙̰͖̩̿̅̔̚ ̴̨̨̢̪̲̹̓̎̈́̈́̊̕̕m̸̛̟̠̪̥̳̯̘̮̆͗̒̍͐͆̄g̷̨͍̬̜̜͗̈́̕l̶̦̝̓̂̽̈̂̂̿͠w̶͎͎͉̐̃ͅ’̵̡͉͈̮̜̣̖͂͗n̴̜̜̪̆͋̑̏̉̆̊͘a̸͎̦̰̮͔̽́͆̎̂f̵̜̣̦̩͔͎͗̈́̓̑͌̈́h̵̡̎͊͋̔̌́̊̕ ̴̜͙̘̫̭̱͒́͘͜ͅč̷͓̮͔̫͖͆ț̴͌͌͝ͅh̴̞̹̺͈̠̾̅̓̐͆u̴͓̭̮̒̄̕l̴͈̹͓͙̀̒̈́͆͌̚h̷̹̣̮̣͚̫̰̾͂̆̓͒͘͜u̸̱̟̎̐̽́ ̸̮̙̆̋̆r̸̡̘̯̼͍͚̩̫̃̈́̐’̴̛̘͈̰͖̦͓͚̈́̏̈́̍̕ͅļ̷̨̨̛̙̻̘̞̃̎̋̾ỳ̵̛̦̅͠͝e̴̢̳̗̬̫͎͔̊̋̄͒̉̕͜͝ḫ̸̢̼͖̅̀͛ͅ ̷̡̛̬̗̼̠̜̗ͅw̵̡͍̗̝̳̞͕̔̏͐g̶̡̻̳̲̬͐͑̿̋̃̈̚ȃ̵̛̱̑͂͊h̵̨̬̼̦͖͗́̾̿͠’̸͕͇̈́̓̉͑͝n̵̛̛̬͂̓̊̌̈̿a̵͓̲͑̿g̶̺̲͕̿͛́͐̅͆̕l̷͎̭̤͇̮͍̬̓̃̀̏͂͠͝ͅ ̸̼̉f̶̣͖̥͎̘͍͈͋͐̒̍̅͌͂̚h̷̡̢̲̭̠̖͂̽͐ṫ̵̡̤̫̳͕̱̒̈́͊̌̀͂ǎ̵̧̻̪̻̻̂̑͠͝g̶̥͈̈́̃́̚̚͝n̵̛̛̪̿̂̃̾̎̚