<NEW> <EST> <THE> <ORY> The OATHKEEPER is CURSED?

Please pray with me before reading such a theory about a cursed sword: Praise Jumbo Jesus, amen.

Anyway, now that’s done, have you ever questioned the Oathkeeper? It belongs to this guy named Exiled (or two dwarves stacked on top of each other if you’re a true Jumbo-head) and was forged in Umber Keep and Exiled’s fighting style with the blade was entirely invented by him and he won’t reveal the “secrets”.

But that makes no sense because when we kill him, we get his signature move after picking up the sword. Almost like it’s actually a CURSED SWORD.

The sword can somehow obliterate ANY magic attack by slicing through it with purple-ish slashes. How? The wiki calls it “compressed air” and I’m here to say the wiki writers are dumb and wrong and I hate them and what kind of compressed air do the wiki writers have where it can destroy a ball of pure gold? I believe that the sword is imbued with a powerful curse that the Exiled actually put on there himself. How can I tell?

We know that the sword was forged in Umber Keep, capital of Castillians, but Castillians are stupid and can we really expect them to create something that defies magical properties? Furthermore, we do know that the Exiled has been trying to redeem himself. And what’s a better way of redeeming yourself than to curse a sword for tactical advantage and then use it for killing poor people in the wild?

I am right, the wiki is wrong, you’re wrong, I am right, thank you.

(Theorist’s Notes:)

ṕ̷͍͂̊̓͝h̴̝̩̾̈́̒̄͝͝ͅ’̵̘͖̝̳̙̘̱͍̓̂͌͘n̸̥͔͝g̴̺̘͈̞̩̉̃͜ͅľ̴̨̧̲̗̘͊u̷̺̹͒į̸̣̰͙̰͖̩̿̅̔̚ ̴̨̨̢̪̲̹̓̎̈́̈́̊̕̕m̸̛̟̠̪̥̳̯̘̮̆͗̒̍͐͆̄g̷̨͍̬̜̜͗̈́̕l̶̦̝̓̂̽̈̂̂̿͠w̶͎͎͉̐̃ͅ’̵̡͉͈̮̜̣̖͂͗n̴̜̜̪̆͋̑̏̉̆̊͘a̸͎̦̰̮͔̽́͆̎̂f̵̜̣̦̩͔͎͗̈́̓̑͌̈́h̵̡̎͊͋̔̌́̊̕ ̴̜͙̘̫̭̱͒́͘͜ͅč̷͓̮͔̫͖͆ț̴͌͌͝ͅh̴̞̹̺͈̠̾̅̓̐͆u̴͓̭̮̒̄̕l̴͈̹͓͙̀̒̈́͆͌̚h̷̹̣̮̣͚̫̰̾͂̆̓͒͘͜u̸̱̟̎̐̽́ ̸̮̙̆̋̆r̸̡̘̯̼͍͚̩̫̃̈́̐’̴̛̘͈̰͖̦͓͚̈́̏̈́̍̕ͅļ̷̨̨̛̙̻̘̞̃̎̋̾ỳ̵̛̦̅͠͝e̴̢̳̗̬̫͎͔̊̋̄͒̉̕͜͝ḫ̸̢̼͖̅̀͛ͅ ̷̡̛̬̗̼̠̜̗ͅw̵̡͍̗̝̳̞͕̔̏͐g̶̡̻̳̲̬͐͑̿̋̃̈̚ȃ̵̛̱̑͂͊h̵̨̬̼̦͖͗́̾̿͠’̸͕͇̈́̓̉͑͝n̵̛̛̬͂̓̊̌̈̿a̵͓̲͑̿g̶̺̲͕̿͛́͐̅͆̕l̷͎̭̤͇̮͍̬̓̃̀̏͂͠͝ͅ ̸̼̉f̶̣͖̥͎̘͍͈͋͐̒̍̅͌͂̚h̷̡̢̲̭̠̖͂̽͐ṫ̵̡̤̫̳͕̱̒̈́͊̌̀͂ǎ̵̧̻̪̻̻̂̑͠͝g̶̥͈̈́̃́̚̚͝n̵̛̛̪̿̂̃̾̎̚

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no

heheh

omg this makes so much sense thank you jumbo i feel blessed with this new knowledge!!

No? Hahaha. No??? HAHAHA. NO??? HAHAHAHAHA

um i think i broke him

Cursekeeper

Eh, I prefer this way of thinkin’ over the compressed air description that the fandom wiki had

Time to start a race war

Alaleans are objectively superior over Castillians

jumbo how could you betray me like this

I’m sorry, but I am right. The Bell Town Boys will take over Magius, and there’s nothing you can do

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Imagine assuming that the poorest village in the region is able to get off their homeless asses snd actually do anything

It’s all a clever ruse, the village is the Innsmouth of World of Magic

Yes he is correct on this one

ha im a ‘Bell Town Boy’ and have defeated many people-

what the hell did i just read

Im so so sorry…

I don’t know why someone flagged this, it actually proved my theory more right