New petition

what if I ask more politely

no
only i can do it

what if I add a cherry on top

i dont like cherries
maybe if you make half life 3 i might

I have the skills of coding equivalent to a newborn giraffe’s ability to walk in a straight line

it seems you will not be able to blow a hole into mars and go directly to hell

aha
you ran away
ez

Im back

oh fuck
so
you gonna make hl3 or what

pro tip: use source 2

as long as @2Fro exists on this plane of existence, my horny will never subside

no, I have no ability to even attempt that

noob

you be simping ?

yes

wait
i think they are simping?

im going to hold your simp-lord or whatever the fuck hostage until you make half life 3

she be simping

bold of you to assume im not into that

im getting a free half life 3 now because of holding the person being simped for is now being held for ransom

are you a masochist

if so i will trap you in behind bars for eternity never being able to feel pain