NEW (what the heck this is crazy!) THEORY: Exiled is two people

price for wax return is many doubloons yes all for me yes many many

Consider this: dwarf persecution. Thank you and please be open-minded and considerate with short people, they’re struggling enough as is

Random question, but are you currently online? Asking for a friend.

Also Exiled is definitely 2 dwarfs, why else would he need that bulge on his chest and a helmet with an elongated chin? To hide their long dwarven beards of course.

I would never be online, it goes against my values of hating the internet

Thank you for the information. It’s starting to making even more sense now…

The Exiled is just 2 midgets doing the tall guy disguise
good stuff.


Nah he is just an angery boi

He’s angry because he’s so short

maybe he isn’t just 2 people
maybe he’s a dwarf with really long arms
and long peg legs